Johnny_Tuff
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Ignorance is bliss?
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Isn't there a song about that guy? Oh, yeah:
Johnny what's the deal boy?
Is your love for real boy?
When the lights are low
You never hold me close
Well I saw you today boy
Walking with the gay boys
God it hurt me so
Now I gotta know
Johnny are you queer?
'Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand
I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?
Johnny come on strong
Oh why are you so weird boy?
Johnny are you queer boy?
When I make a play
You push me away
Johnny are you queer?
'Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand
Johnny you're forsaking
A love you could be taking
I wanna give it to you
But you never come through
Oh why are you so weird boy?
Johnny are you queer boy?
When you asked for a date
I thought that you were straight
Johnny are you queer?
Oh Johnny are you queer boy?
Johnny are you queer?
Tell me, Johnny are you queer?
Tell me, Johnny are you queer?
Johnny are you queer?
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Dude must be a little sheepish after that incident. Can't pull the wool over anyone's eyes when they've got your DNA, Farmer Highboots!
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It seems pretty clear to me that if people spent as much time climbing as they did driving there'd be no mistaking which was the more dangerous.
Driving?
Something about the nature of climbing that is different from driving, let's see...oh, yeah, there aren't thousands of climbers speeding back and forth on a route at 70 miles per. And look, for example, at our dear Smith Rock Tuffpile. Every fuggin' weekend, swarms of people are driving about 2.5 hours to get there, climbing all day for two days, and driving about 2.5 hours back. I only remember a handful of accidents in nearly 15 years climbing there.
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Johnny
I'm loving your latex-produced $\beta$ -> .png avatar. Latex-using geeks are good people, damn it. Allow me to demonstrate my devotion.
Cauchy's Integral Formula, BOOYAH MOTHAFUKKAS!
What the fuck? Izzat some kind of science there? I, Johnny-motherfucking-Tuff, was just in search of a suitable image of the letter Beta. Beta is good and righteous; science is just so much slide-rule-fondling twaddle.
But, eh, thanx anyway. Climb on.
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Is Lisa Rands really young enough to have won that award?
Probably was in 2000, dude. Eh?
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i've been unable to follow this thread due to the long winded posts. please try to keep them to under
There, I brought your post into compliance.
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Nonsense! I milk that shit for every tendon tweak! Best way to stock up on 800mg Ibu's.
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This is already a big factor in life insurance markets. I personally think that if going after smokers and fat-people is okay - which I think it is - climbers should be fair game too. I think if the actuaries actually crunched the numbers there's be a fairly good tradeoff between the extra expenses associated with injuries, and the extra health benefits associated with the extra activity. The fact that climbing injuries are so often fatal would probably also mitigate the expense somewhat, which explains why most health insurers could care less about skydiving when figuring out how much to charge for coverage.
What about the health benefits of an active outdoor lifestyle? And are climbers any more injury-prone than other athletes? Been watching the Olympix lately? Every third athlete is either injured, on the comeback from an injury, or will be getting injured in tomorrow's practice run.
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Ah, but smoking ups your chances of contracting hateful lungchunk disease by a factor of a million, eh.
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Whoah. You're a bizarre lot.
Let's hear it...
in Spray
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for being at the office on Saturday! WOOOOOO! Take one for the team!
Fuck you, Mr. Bossman.