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ZimZam

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  1. Sounds like something the Rooster would say. Or Foghorn Leghorn.
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    Hipster Bingo

    Where would you find the 8 footer. Manute Bol wearing hipster platforms?
  3. The USC prevents the "INSANE CLOWN POSSE" from being tried for crimes against humanity.
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    Nucular Weapons

    Isn't it ironic? Don't ya' tink?
  5. Rex Chokeman. He's goin' down.
  6. I remember when Busch fired him. The Post-Dispatch showed him that day drinking a can of Miller. It might be outta here. It could be. It is.
  7. Mugabe in sheep's clothing. Like Bush, who was incapable of learning a lesson from Indochine. Chavez will fail to learn from the Soviets. In both instances history is doomed to repeat itself.
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    Rides

    Is that with the walnut finish?
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    Run Duck Cover

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070108/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_1 Only a sychophant would go hunting with him. Hope they're wearing flak jackets.
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    Rides

    She only wants me for my pimpjuice.
  11. Ninja mongrel.
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    Hahaha

    Watcha got in the box?
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    Sonics suck

    Knowing I would be moving from Seattle to OKC would have me playing uninspired hoop.
  14. Mr. Saturday Night's so special Got a barrel that's blue and cold It ain't good for nothin', but put a man six feet in hole.
  15. I know they are illegal. Scenario: 2:00AM 2 intruders in home. Here comes the bum rush. All the while you're under your sheets, which by the way are full of same. SG much more effective. Very easy to miss with a hand gun under conditions one would be facing. When interogated say you shot 'em with the Mossberg.
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    Recycling

    I feel for the families.
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    Recycling

    :moondance: :brew:
  18. Golly Sergeant.. I don't know what would make a feller sail round that there cape when he knows it could rain."
  19. Duh. It's not rifles. It's fawkin' HANDGUNS. It's those jack boot thugs, the NRA. It's some folks moronic idea that limiting hand guns is impinging on their "Rights"... "I'm sorry sir. You'll have to wait a week before I can sell you this SigSauer." :cry: Nooooooooooooooo!! Wake up. "It affords me personalpro." Do it the old fashion way. Sawed off shotgun. Turn his wannabe intruder ass into hamburger helper. Buy an Akita or two.
  20. It's to bad you can't come tomorrow. The forecast is for highs 65-70! WTF???
  21. Fuck Osama! Shove his face in Arch's parking space after eating all yu can eat ribs from Bucky's.
  22. Nuclear MIRV
  23. Enema!
  24. Enlightened?
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