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I just got a gun for my wife - It was the best trade I ever made!

We had a delivery leave Mercer Island on a Friday via DHL's overnight service and reach my parents' house out in Buckley on the following Tuesday. The driver was fired the following day because he would let the packages accumulate to justify driving to more remote areas...

I climb and I play golf... What does that tell you?

Quit my second yob today, feels like I'm on permanent vacation now!!!

Must be referring to her years in high school...

It's like they say, they really ARE bigger!

I need to get reaallly stoned and then check that out!

The Bush Administration doing what they do best!

I only had time for a day hike so I went to Mystic Lake as fast as I could carrying 60+ lbs... Wonderlanders looked at me like I was a friggin' idiot. Plus I work at a golf course (country club no less!) and am constantly hanging/buildering on the pro shop. That gets me some weird looks!

Here I am holding the key to our first entry in the automotive industry. Our new car is based on the Windows operating system and you can drive it with your mouse! We're still working on the anti-virus, however...

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ALL my gear is new!

Hey all... with this high pressure and sunshine we have this week, are there routes at North Bend that may be in shape? This summer was my intro to outdoors so I have no experience in gauging whether routes may be dry or not. Thanks!

A scatter gun is a shotgun.

Yes, IQ is a limited means of quantifying a person's overall intelligence. And it is also true that there is little correlation between IQ and political beliefs, but indulge me here, OK? I happen to sport an IQ of 46 and I love that joke. I'm going to go watch the Muppets now. Jeez.

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '150.' So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, 'This is really cool.' The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man responded, '100.' So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.' The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '50.' The robot said, 'So, you gonna vote for Bush again?'

I wonder if I'll get a Darwin Award for this???

After an exhaustive analysis of the problem, I can say that the two products are the same or so close I can't decipher a difference. Having said that, the only thing that is clear to me is that more research and testing is necessary.

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/051103/nyth247.html?.v=2 Just confirms what we already knew.

Bat rastards! They took the one last thing I truly believed in!

Or maybe not till next year

I think I may be responsible for some of those footholds!

Well, I'm a local and I'd like to think we ain't all that bad... I'll bring the whiskey

Please do tell... I live in the area and am just getting around to exploring what's around. Is it in the hills just past the old ovens by the elementary school?

Thank you - now I can avoid all traffic!!