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Way I see it... It will be a blowout... You heard it here first. Seahawks 42.. Carolina 14. I'm jazed and ready.

My young brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth-that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally -but I didn't want to upset him. -Age 10

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective

If man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.-Martin Luther King, 1963

And my favorite.... !!!!!!!!!! Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.-Billy Crystal

You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.-Al Capone

Now the body of one soul I adore wants to die You have always told me you'd not live past 25 I say stay long enough to repay All who caused strife.-Alice in Chains

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

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Yes you are.. till you step up to the plate.. otherwise... shut the fuck up.

very lame but true... LOngpuase is hosting.... good for you!!! It's about time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't call me lame till your ready to step up. Enough of this shit. 11111111111111

Griz... when it's all over you will be my bitch. Promise.

it's a fuckin rat with a tail... that's all it is.

fuck the god damn rodant...

I'm game to show up... i suck and this is all i can do.. don't have cable... i'm lame and admit it. will bring lots of beer though.. that should stand for something

Griz... you will eat my ass... promise.. worth a pint if'n your wrong dickhead. I don't figure nothing till next weekend gets done. till then you just suck you colorado interloper.

I would say thanx to all for your thoughts.. I will say the 95 Mariners post season was amazing. I will also say that the 92 Huskies team was one of the best of all time.. pity they couldn't settle the score with a real National Championship. 79 Sonics was very cool. After the year before just missing it and coming back and getting it. I'm so ready for Sunday. I don't know what will happen but.. if they do what they do, and that is winning at home the Seahawks will be in the SuperBowl.. who would have thought after going 2-2 to start the season. GO SEAHAWKS.. and you Colorado Punks might just see us in 3 weeks! disrespect intended!

I was just out of high school the last time they got this far. I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy.

What for the two 13's if ya split em..?

Disrtel32... I tried to contact them via email and it got bounced back.. Didn't much like that. Maybe it's messed up on the other end but. Your showing packs and selling them and your email gets bounced... Makes me a little skeeeeeeeered. It's your money though..

Tried the website and it got kicked back... is that something to worry about?... I hope not.

The above pack is kick ass except it doesn't fit my 5ft 10in frame. Simple and light.

Have a Jansport in like new shape for ya for like $100 and will deliver anywhere in the seattle area. It doesn't fit unless you have a long body or are at least 6ft tall. It's the endeavor 8000 model with the likeness of Ed Vistuers on it.. what he heck. It's damn big and light. I think it's like 4lbs. Check out RMI for more information. That is where I purchased it last spring.

I might try and make it up... it's either that or my 32 inch TV.. if the Hawks pull it off I don't want to be watching that shit on a little screen. Oly... i'm not gay..as much as it might interest you. My two daughters would kick your ass.

Live on the Island.. sounds kick ass. Any space left? fellow gumby asking...