I was just kidding, Bike Guy. I am planning to go. I quit my sucky job today, so I am in the mood for delusions, washed down with a pint.
I'm nowhere near the queen of spray (although I can be a little bit knotty)--my post count is too low for that. I just do the grunt work.
As a side note: Holy crap! I just discovered you can adjust your filter settings in Google images, and it's like a pornocopia of...body parts. Live ones.
Heck, who'd be stupid enough to pay, when you've got a friend like Google?!
So, should I assume I can talk someone into climbing a measly, humilating, mind-fucking mid-5th class route or three with me? Or should I stay home and knit?
Or, maybe I go, and bring a stack of 20s in case I have to do some bribing.