Please tell me you've got names to go with the quotes! "Country dough face"! Hilarious. Really, FW this is your masterpiece. You should take this in for your SS interview.
Of course, none of your Palin comments were sexist. Here we go again:
lipstick saves the day... she can play the whore ... just enough.
lipstick saves the day... russia she sees from her house..she is tough..
if i was a moron,heck i would vote for her and dipstick.
at least they can garantee war.
dipstick wants to rule... he was a hero...in war he believes..
without it he is unknown...
dipstick has no depth but the oil .
McCain is a dried up, mummified, moldering, half-dead, wrinkly, prune-faced, shouldn't be driving, poopy-drawered, Metamucil drinking, prescription drug popping, liver-spotted, rotten toothed, haggard, wizened, varicosed, walker needing, red scooter driving, Clapper using, Lawrence Welk listening, Matlock watching, vestigial head growing out of the side of his face old coot!
Look at The Incubator; their new mascot. She's stridently, confidently and aggressively ignorant on just about every issue of national importance. The woman couldn't change course if she wanted to; she doesn't even realize she's on a ship. Does she even know what a ship is, for that matter?
Harsh man. I don't think porn sluts deserve that type of comparison.
Every time I see this ho-bag I can't help but think she looks like the "naughty librarian" from some B-rate porn flick. Unfortunately she doesn't seem much more intelligent than your average porn slut either.
In other words, the perfect GOP pick for second in command; a fucking moron.
Who installed your breasts?
What would be so bad about letting the daughter get a little older and letting her get to know the sperm donor a little more before getting hitched? Oh, that's right, because otherwise it's a sin.
None of this would have happened if only she was wearing a burka
Bristol isn't really pregnant this time. She really is Trig's mother and when the McCain Camp found out that Sarah had pretended to be pregnant and falsely claimed the child to be her own, the McCain's invented this new pregnancy to quell the rumors.
News sources are reporting that the "child" is a product of incest. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Sorry.
She is fodder now. Her mother knew it going into the acceptance speech.
What else do you expect from a secessionist.
One has to have a defective brain to be a republican these days. They're just wrong on everything.
Nobody even brought up the pictures of Bristol drinking the Captain Morgans....Her little kiddo is gonna be named Morgan...cuz she's got a little captain in her...
Well, if she picks up cocaine and sticks with the booze, 20 years and she'll be the Prez...
Can you say "teen bukkake???"
Long term consequences of actions mean nothing to a young kid who wants to fuck.
irony is funny
hilarious means funny
the palin daughter is preggo thang is ironic
so the palin daughter preggo thang is hilarious
gotta give the stupid award to bristol on this one...
gary's a tool, but a 17 year old who can't figger out birthcontrol is a fuckin' moron
i think he's trying to throw the election...or he wants in Palin's pants...
There are photos on the net that show Bristol Palin and
her friends holding alcohol but so far no drugs. Did her
Mom And Dad know or care that she was a party girl?
"One day you're awkwardly humping away in a backseat after the hockey game; the next you're standing next to the presumptive Republican presidential nominee at his party's convention.
Looks like McCain's got 'em a big ole chaw tucked in his cheek...or a giant tumor...or a vestigial twin emerging.
Oh be fair now, this young mans dreams of "I don't want kids" and being a "fuckin redneck" are now shattered because he made the mistake of pulling the goalie.
That is so f*kin' redneck!
It's exciting to see republicans finally sucking McCock.
She may win the election but she will also denigrate the process once again.
republicunts
republicunts
"republicunts!"
Hey man, lay off Hot Lips. She's hot. Way hotter than Mitt Romney.
I'll bet she looks good in a blue dress. Hmmmmmmm....
you have a very old man, and (well, not to be crass, but frankly speaking) a MILF FROM ALASKA!
Damn!! Kind of cute, until she had five kids, and decided that she was a Republican...
All I see is "country dough face"....
Funny...where's the 5th kid? Guess the mongoloid and 'pro-life politics' don't mix.
Nobody should refer to her as a MILF, but in this case a GILF.
Dude, that place is like oatmeal . . . lumpy, bland, and grey.
The guy has malignant melanoma, and apparently his brain is going because he could not remember how many houses he has. That and all of the other stressors involved with destroying humanity means that statistically he is going to die very very soon. As for that women... she should just drive her ATV off a cliff.
the repugnicans are fucking crusading kooks...i wish they'd just drink the koolade already...
I thought Hot Lips' speech was great, she looks smoking hot with those glasses on. She reminds me of a high school friend's hot mom!
No she's not going to be the president unless McDumbshit wins the election then kicks the bucket in office.
She is an example of McDumbshit's decision making ability. It makes him look dumber than the idiot he already was.
she has assigned the job of family management to her husband. apparently she needed to hire someone else for the job
Lets see.....she allowed her teenage daughter to be alone with her boyfriend where he fucked her. Good managing.
McCain doesn't look like he's going to make it through the next 5 minutes much less a presidential term.
you don't lose your girlfriend in Alaska, just your turn...
Maybe her son was just jealous because she was exploiting Bristol to score all the political points.
"Pork my daughter and meet the next president on national TV"
Also remember that little thing called slavery? good enough for palin i guess.
That was money well spent! She looked like a cross between the mother on Bewitched and Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.
Not all retards are evil!!
At least she's not a Proud Injun.
Soooo, we're supposed to admire her cuz she's got two dumb kids?
The disenfranchised Hillary set is really going to flock to a militant pro-life, NRAtard, polar bear killing driller like Palin . . . Good choice John.
It will also draw that aging Dungeons and Dragons constituency that has lost Ron Paul.
It all depends on how shes "polling" right now
I bet she was knocked up by Cheney's daughter!!
Nice airbrushed mascara though.
LYING SACK OF SHIT.....
As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine
Bristol didn't have much experience, and she got the job done.
