Dear Mr. Fairweather,
On behalf of the Republican Party, I would like to congratulate you on your recent "libtard corruption collage" and the tremendous contribution it represents for the GOP in the upcoming 2010 elections. Your ongoing life's work at CC.com, your "libtard hate collage" and your "Sarah Palin hater quote compilation" being the finest examples, is bound to be instrumental in winning the hearts and minds of the dozen or so dirtbag internet addicts that frequent the Spray section of that site. As a token of our appreciation, we would like to extend our invitation to you and your family to fill our water glasses and serve dinner rolls at our next CPAC meeting. We figure that you've been carrying our water for years and we might as well make it official! Again, thanks so much for helping us in all our endeavors: wiretapping, foreign invasions, repressive immigration policies, tax cuts for the rich, women's rights, etc. We look forward to seeing you and yours at the convention next year, please be sure to see the attached dress codes for servants. Keep up the good fight and Let Freedumb Reign!
Sincerely,
The Republican Party of the United States of America