TREETOAD

Is that what that white gooey stuff is?

Hey! Nice tooth!

I got an idea for a new line of gear called BJG (Baby Jesus Gear). Stuff like climbing boots that can walk on water, A soft shell of many colours. Sanpons, ( sandal crampons for summer) Dehydrated last suppers Gortex bivy robes

Rescues could be funded from the profits made by Fox and CNN from the circus they create around the rescues. Bastards

Shini gami say.... Going to bed. I'm a Troll? I searched, and this means I am an uneducated lurker. I grew up in a spot so remote, we had a Scout Camp on my Farm. I would go out with what I could carry for a month at a time over summer breaks. We'd have to look for squirrels and rabbits to eat (Hard to find in the wild, but not in the suburbs). I've even made Turtle soup many times, and eaten Brain sandwhiches more than I'd want to admit. GroundHog and Raccoon are the worst, too much fat and Grease. I called it at Possum, I won't eat that stupid ass tree climber. I do live to eat acorns, but you have to leach(soak) them in water for a wek first, as they have tanic acid that will shut down your digestive system. I LOVED going out in snow waist deep, and building a snow cave to sleep in. We used to build a fire, get the snow to start to melt, then put it out to freeze into an ice dome on the first night. I did this all the time from grade school, thru high school, and kept doing this thru college. Started doing again as a father of 2 boy scouts now living in the subburbs. So F!ck you if you think I'm a poser. I've made more than my fair share of traps, and gutted and skinned and preserved plenty of pelts. Pour that salt down the RacoonTail. I also used to turn in the Groundhogs ears for 50 cents. I bought another box of 50 .22 shells with that 50 cents for the bounty every week. If I hadn't met and married my wife, and had my 2 boys, I'd hang all the time above the treeline. Have fun with this one boys and girls!!!

I am going to celebrate by booking myself in for another prostate exam. Medicare is so great. No charge.

I had fun in the real forum, y'all should hop in, the waters fine. thanks for stealing my post michael_layton

This may be the best shit that has happened on here for ages

That was so fucking funny Mike !!!

the tenth one had a sort of barfy aftertaste

The Baby Jesus is all the extra gear I need, he's my personal locater beacon of love

Why Thankyou very muuuch

Besides what is wrong with a nice warm saltwater enema. Ah fuck....

Gobble my knob asslick. Do you think I am going to waste my 1k post on arguing with the likes of you when there are pants poopers like Fairweather and KKK to fuck with? No fucking way buddy. Besides we got 260 cm of base and a nice blue sky tomorrow and I am off for the whole fucking week. Peace out mofo http://www.mountwashington.ca/conditions/default.cfm?page=alpine_snow_report

FnG what you need is a good enema. Kneel with me now and pray reeeeal goood..

I wanna climb with this fucker then if we got in trouble all I would need for the ten essentials would be a gun

If you have to ask.....

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste....

The thread went south about three days ago, who the fuck are those people? Why do people go over the same thing over and over again regurgitating news from places like fox. Now that they have found this site do you think that they will stay? There is even god people out there...fuuuuck..........spare me. Please god make them go away

Drop a stool on a snow shovel, hurl said stool over cliff. Burn paper or lick finger as the need may be.

Shall we pray? WTF?

And his books still sell for a prophet. HAHA

Orwell was a profit

Fairweather is pretty funny..