RogerJ

after having done extensive research on the matter, you do not have to have a 13 inch cock to be a porn star. however you do have to be able to keep it up for a long long long time and be able to get it up for any uuhhhh "one" they put in front of you. being a female porn star would be way easier. then you just need astro glide. okay i admit i have spent entirely too much time thinking out this at least you are keeping your career options open. -r

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you just want me to grow up and be your sugar momma technically IT pays more. but you also have to work 80 hours a week or more. I beleive a good porn star makes more than both. -r

I've been eating cardboard all my life...

Notepad is a pretty good source editor too. -r

We deployed several undercover eco-terrorists to disarm the sub after that. -r

On a serious note, NO. I have never been enamored with MS project oriented tools. Well excel is OK.. I've used most project tools and development methodologies throught my sorted career, I've tried the MS stuff over time but never got all hot and enamored over them. -r

I prefer Team America.

I just fell victim to lack of self control and did an hour run. I ran past a bike shop in this little town, and checked out their hours. HELP. Sherri. Bananas and Applies are fine if they are deep fried and coated wiht chocolate and confectionary sugar. Or just part of chocolate fondue. WRT excess body fat. I am here in WI helping my Dad after an accident. He is proof positive that an extra 50 lbs comes in handy. -r

??? ??? Hey that't the dude that got tasered in MN. No wonder he's crying. -r

I am sitting here in WI resiting the urge to run or rent a bike to ride along Lake Michigan. When I get back, I want the cc.com community to be proud of my will power and inner terpitude. -r PS Muff, the ice cream here in America's Dairland is amazing!

I think it means "One Sensitive Mother-Fucker"

I vote mutt too. My 2 dogs are both mixes and with several visits to the humane society, I am sure you will find some dog in need of a good home that meets the need. I'd say that if I knew the mix my youngest, I'd recommend that since she's got the resume you are looking for. Unfortunaly, she was found and rescued off the side of the road with a busted hip. That was tough to keep a frightened dog mellow for months to recover. However, I beleive she is a mix of sheperd and lab (???). Non-spray Side note: My 2 dogs have killed less wildlife than some of the cc.com posters have (see Wallowas Climb).

I am anxious to hear of your adventures. I was contemplating an august visit in 2008. For the moment, I share the ::envy:: sentiments. -r

It was sort of a tongue and cheek comment about the wording of the article. Several of us read it say "despite the fact he was wearing a helmet, he went over the handle bars and hit the pavement." I guess I was a bit too obtuse (again). -r

Maybe they can change the Maple Leaf symbol to the other leaf... -r

I think that's wigger-speak. You people are old and stiff. Viagra.. the miracle drug

I feel bad for this fellow having an accident, but apparently (according to the newspaper), he was wearing the wrong kind of helmet. Apparently there are some crash preventative helmets available now. Read the whole article -r

So Hercules cleans up a humungous load of shit for Augeus and gets no credit? Good thing there was not interweb back then because all he would do after getting screwed, would be to post inflamatory commments and fester in a supersized cesspool of resentment. -r

I believe I need to do some more research.

or this

Bumpy butts, hairy backs and necks, the list goes on. No gender seems immune to the effects of age. If you don't connect at a deeper level, who gives a rat's ass how "hot" someone's body is? Hooray for Ben and Jerry's (refocusing on the weight gain theme). -r

Were they *good* turns though? -r

I had a large B&R shake and a sub for lunch.... I'm liking this better than all that weight loss shit. -r

Count me in. I promise not to be flying to WI to help ailing parents next year! (Did I just jinx myself?) -r