Cobra_Commander

Is that an ice tool or an amusement park ride?

well that goes without saying

viper

THE JUDGE RULES BACK-TO-BACK LIFE SENTENCES IN THE SHORTROPING MINES MWHAHAHA

If you see it again you should just start calling people and round up a posse. When 10 people show up with ice axes and #11 hexes they might stop.

you know, life is short and hard like a bodybuilding elf

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ah, so that's why the draws were left on 5 gallon last night, I knew someone was projecting it.

why would he go to smith when there's exit 30whatever

he's already using it on you.

I wonder if he got a lead card. What exactly does jumping off the route test?

new post: Damn I just messed up trimming my annual skins AGAIN! it's so damn complicated. I've already gone through 3 (insert dog-related beer name here) porters trying to get it right! next poster: you should get the aftermarket cnc'd skin trimmer, it makes it real smooth and it is a beautiful piece of engineering. next poster: no way I'm paying $140 for a skin trimmer next poster: $140 isn't that much for perfection. next poster: yes it is next poster: no it isn't next poster: yes it is random other poster from SLC: my friend in boulder swears by it and he rips first poster: yeah well ripping is a relative term SLC guy: no I mean this guy is really fast and his skins are perfect new poster: $140? I could by a set of pitbulls for that much dog-loving-poster: shut the copulate up about the pitbulls they are not illegal get over it. y.a. poster: copulate you pitbulls are dangerous x1 billion

well, what do you mean by severe head trauma I mean there's multiple levels of trauma like this one time on ski patrol I was in my hammerheads and I saw this kid wreck hard so I worked on getting out of my hammerheads (the new heelpiece is so copulating cool) and are you calling me reckless blahblhablhalbhaaaaaaaah.......zzzzz

I believe your corollary is sound.

if talk minus action equals zero then talk equals action you idiot.

some idiots are going to follow the bear tracks thinking it is the dc route and wand the shit out of it.

nice quotework n00b

If that were the case there would be 4 parties rappeling on those guys right now (and it would be dark).

that post earns three westfalias with phish stickers

you just have to get high enough (literally or figuratively).

Let's make one thing CLEAR here. There's nothing wrong with telemarking, the mode of skiing (albeit extremely inefficient and completely counter to its origins today). There are plenty of badass telemarkers ripping it up in all conditions. The topic here is how lame telemarktips is. Though perhaps we might as well have a topic on how blue the sky is. I bet there's a 50 page thread on it on telemarktips.

If there is a female posting on here from Girdwood the sole woman's bathroom is empty if you need to use the facilities.

Hmm, more the look of a convicted cock-blocker.

also the rainbow is a poor representation of the visible spectrum.