Cobra_Commander

garmin geko, for the win.

Be ready to fall - a lot. In truely bottomless pow, you are skiing in the 3D rather than 2D. No packed down resort snow is going to prepare you! Too bad it happens so rarely in the nearby PNW areas that you never get good at it. Round off all your turns. Ski as if on one big ski rather than two. Don't pretend they the powder is going to slow you down. It doesn't! Exaggerate the up and down motion in your knees and feel that "platform" of snow building under your feet. Then let it bounce you into the next turn. Sweetness! Crank the bindings! Nothing worse than searching for skis in deep pow. They dive and take off underneath the snow. Flail with the skis on your feet. Nothing finer than effortlessly springing from turn to turn in deep powder!

no, shithead, the situation is unfixable.

I can't help but note the irony of this statement considering our current situation thanks to your champion candidate.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/7204543.stm

If only they could understand. But after all, they are just groundlings trying to survive. I can't fault them for trying. Unfortunately they own towtrucks

wtf is that beowulf

I don't have specific advice for places in Seattle, but good-fitting boots are so essential to fun skiing. All your budget should be focused on boots that fit for you. Don't compromise, if you can afford it. They can last a long time if you take care of them.

That climb is good but the best ever? I found Bluebird to be my favorite for 2007 at Beacon. Climbs like something out of the Smith lower gorge. That is, very nicely.

Ugh, I feel your pain. I made it clear to the Taco Bell employee how many chalupa sales she cost the company that day, and that it was bad business to make me upset with them. This did not have the effect I intended.

I thought it rude to flaunt my clear intellectual superiority. Besides, I'm quite sure it would be lost on the peasants at taco bell. I'm sure when they hear "Frontline" they think of flea repellent, and not the emmy-winning television series. Which I watch. Also I do not own a 240DL so it would not have quite the desired effectiveness. C. Commander, esq.

I wonder if the cops have a big bonfire of panties like they do with weed busts.

I'm finding my investments in panty futures to be quite profitable.

oregon public broadcasting - did I mention I'm a member?

As long as there is a lb/panty multiplier to keep it fair. habeas pantypus and all that.

I like how it is in pounds, like he was stealing bulk grains. Perhaps greater than 90 lbs is attempt to distribute.

bob saget

apparently he does "know how to quit you"

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be sure to get an opb sticker so everyone knows you're cool, yet sophisticated.

don't park in the taco bell parking lot.

fuck off. macbook pro baby.

Show me a better garment for both mending fence posts on the Wyoming ranch, chopping wood at the cabin, AND cradling a coffee in Ballard.

iphones are for black turtleneck-wearing pansies