Cobra_Commander

At least you would get paid for it

I wonder if that t-shirt is pre-warped for the belly.

What about Feces Lake outside of Yakima?

You misspelled "boner".

Indeed, indeed. Like moths to the Luxor Pyramid's light, the ladies instinctually strike a "come hither" pose the second the throaty growl of the Gremlin is heard. Clearly only one word can describe the 1970.5 Gremliner: Playa.

HAHA! We will see about that! haha yeah! I bet you don't drive that road one day!

are you questioning him? are you out of your skull?

okay I'm back

I think you have 3 minutes, 4 seconds with a little practice and motivation it doesn't take that long to pop corn.

I yield to the superior taste buds of those who can tell nacho from taco jelly bellies, and to their iron-clad bellies.

now that's a synonym for vomit

is that a synonym for vomit? There is a rare bacterium found only on the sugary shell of jelly beans known as c. jellybelli

'cuse me I'll be back in 2 minutes

I believe the plural is jellybelli

I went to the wrong school

aaaahhhhhahaha

yes but the gremlin...she likes the gremlin.

Hay, don't be changing my artfully-designed text around! Isn't the male college cheerleading squad where the french horn players from high school band wind up?

welcome to my life - girlz! keep it down! (too much espresso this morning)

hahaha I got the immature joky in before rotating skull boy did.

good lord woman are you still talking popcorn?

You can never have too much FD&C shopping mall flavor #2. You can also find it in Cinnabon muffins and Orange Juliuses (julii?)

That may well be, but my little misspell garnered me a hot 70's chick who digs crappy cheap cars. Goggle always pays off!

They have a strange appeal to me. Kind of like eating a shopping mall. A little shopping mall in your mouth.

aww, how sweet of you!