Cobra_Commander

I almost decided to go to Vantage once.

Once I phoned my friend sitting across the table from me

It should be obvious, but if the drawers resemble the landing deck of the USS Carl Vinson, do not engage.

Hey we all put 'em on one leg at a time. Just some of us put 'em on a few too many times.

and without all that pesky protection to fiddle with!

and...?

this is why I stick to sport marriage.

Its cool if you wear Mike's shirt, but I wouldn't recomend wearing his underwear. Way too many skidmarks. yes they are not "the bomb", but rather, the result of "the bomb".

err, yes.

yes that would be GOB, you clown

just check your oil drain cap and see if it is stripped to all hell from some high school dropout trying to "12mm" your 11mm cap with an impact wrench.

at the cobra, cobra cabana....

Don't be coming here spouting all your lodgik. We need to invade at least three more sandy countries before god will stop the bombers. They fear liberty and freedom, dammit, so that's what they'll get! er, wait a minute...

I think the solution to all our problems is to invade more sandy countries

Like sodomizing livestock with sandpaper condoms

Tsk, tsk chaps, swearing is the refuge of illiterate shitheads.

oh my! Was the star trek next generation marathon pre-empted?

Something as foreign to you as the sands of Mars, I assume.

I wonder if he has some wheelbarrow contraption to get around

Word is, Chaps' jockstrap consists of a peanut shell and rubber band. No staff skilz. Maybe staph skilz though.

I bet there are a lot of queries for elephantitis pictures

NICE! here's one from last weekend:

oooh she sounds hott!