With a name like DeFISTO, who is the nincomPOOP? You! Butt on the other hand, you are funny.
WTF?...some spelling cop you are...
I leave you a ripe plum to bust me on and, instead, you're busy trying to deflect communal attention from your pathology with buttholes...and, of course, you got deeper into the hole you, consciously, publicly, feel the need from which to distance yourself.
Face it, Kev, buttholes (and menstruation) are your Achille's Heel. Get some help.
Count yourself fortunate I address you at all. Most don't receive help dressing, in any manner, from those who've had their way with them.
You cant fool me with your well constructed words and manerisms! I am not falling for it. Hee hee.