Dechristo

and would the placenta be properly equalized?

Frisky and risky

Probably, english isn't her native language, so, she didn't know what she was saying. How unfair.

"seem" is the key word

I'm thoroughly sickened and appalled. You climbers are 288.

we will all be vaporized by the noodly-appendaged deity

or if she homeschooled 'em, she might end up smarter

in other words, you're learning to deal with your multiple personality disorder.

stall #2: constipation

Every thread is the 'masturbating over the toilet' thread

do you have a fear of messy enchiladas?

Barry Pepper rocks

yeah, she should think of her unborn child before donning those ugly things. Think of the misguided fashion sense she's communicating to the innocent.

may have been a condominimum

Ted Haggard is my hero

If he'd grown up on a 58,870 acre lake with a Boyscout camp on it, learning to eat driftwood and seagulls, he'd have MRE's in his deck shoes, waterwings, and snorkel and he'd be happy to be in this predicament.

Where I live, most ranchers and homeowners own and/or carry weapons of this description. For some reason, people from the nearby urban center think it best or humane to dump unwanted pets in our rural area. They fail to realize that the cats multiply unchecked and dogs pack-up wreaking havoc on wildlife populations, livestock, our pets, and us and our kids (ever come across a pack of wild dogs in a rural/wilderness setting? Scary.). Besides, rippin'-up sawblades hung from a branch at 80 yards with a .223, 7.62X39, and handguns is great fun and practice. No need for embarassment, though contrition when apprised of your ignorance shows intelligence.

is this a wet fly?

HEY, OLY. HOW YA DOIN'?

and "WWJD?" replaced by "WTFJ?"

I stand on a chair outside the tub and do all the work reaching over the sliding-glass doors with a hockey stick.

impending howling islamic hordes

perhaps this is how Saddam was cleaned? would this violate the Geneva Conventions?

and you'll have a nicely cleaned toilet bowl

just correcting your lack of punctuation