DirtyHarry

Shit. There must be a waiting list. Where do I sign up.

Don't lie. You're off to buy more hair product.

Help! Gary needs his salad tossed. I think he prefers syrup.

Looks like you guys had some nice turns despite the conditions.

I prefer laying animate objects.

Its expert opinion.

Who does? But I'm sure I know more than Ygenve

I doubt you know what the ladies enjoy, Gary.

Sounds like a prudent decision to bail.

Obviously. With rope stretch and shit, there won't be much upward pull at all.

Your pink poles don't make you happy?

Two is all you need (except for nordic, AT [approach] skis, rock skis, and assorted junker skis you've collected over the years).

Bwahahaha. Someone call the fire department. Gary just got burned (again).

Nice. You should submit that to a cycling mag.

How does Marmot taste? Did that dude kill that critter with that stick? Cool!

So did the other team climb all night or something? How else did they catch up with you? Driving story is funny. I had a similar experience after doing a long route in the Enchantments and being awake for a long time. Driving back over the pass I hallucinated / dreamt that my partner who was driving had turned out the car lights and was drifting into the ditch at 60 mph. I woke up and started shaking him and yelling. He had been driving fine and was a bit startled at my behavior. I remember the radio at the time was playing the whole audio from Blade Runner. Kind of eery.

STFU. god hates boulderers.

Anything you can't climb while drinking a latte and gabbing on the wireless.

Yeah if they smoke dope they're probably not the fittest in the world.

I think Chuck Norris may have something to say about that.

You must be in excrutiating pain then.

Nice!!

Its easily soloable. That's a mark in its favor.