DirtyHarry

Put some clothes on, Pax!!

I've never climbed there, unfortunately. But this website has some good beta: http://www.alaskaiceclimbing.com/lowe.htm

A lot of people in that picture have their pants pulled up way too high.

I think the fat clown is getting ready to sodomize the other clown, who has already assumed the position.

He's the monkey riding the motercycle past the cotton candy stand.

You shouldn't ever own a shoe called the "tradmaster." How gay. But then again, almost all climbing shoes have dumb names.

That's how he got in this situation in the first place!

What about Mythos, the old standby. I bit soft, but you can get them resoled with 5mm.

Goats good eatin' Wish I could get a goat for $30, I'd make curry goat every night. Horse meat - thats a little weird though. I'd rather eat marmot.

It looks more like urban gymnastics than urban climbing.

napkins

Leave Colorado.

But are you dedicated?

You should make a "Climb Naked" bumper sticker.

You sit on a ball too?

Are you one of those people that has to have special everything. You know: ergodynamic keyboard, carb-free pasta, special "ball chair" at work. You probably brought your own crayon set with like 245 colors to second grade, huh?

She got fucked by a giant chicken?

Look like she just gave birth to a big yellow egg.

Maybe someone who was gay and went to gay camp.

Owens River Gorge

How are we to know if you put them on right without seeing how you put them on?

Has anyone ever gotten the tacos with tongue meat at a mexi-bus?