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Kevbone looks more like a cornholer

Johns Hopkins tuition approaches $40,000 a year. I'm sure mommy and daddy will cough up substantially more to keep this little treasure out of too much trouble. That, coupled with a sympathetic DA and an adoring, vocal, and (dare I say it) white public, will probably have our hero back on the couch, smoking pot, watching Deep Space Nine with nary a ruffle.

I think he said he'd call 911 and run away.

You have got to be kidding? Since when did you start to accept "alternative styles".

maybe you can become a union boss for IT groups, prole. go for it, dude!

yeah, so many IT workers are unionized. LOL

99% of coders must be smoking crack - at least that's how it seems from the shit I've seen over the years.

gotta love b-ho's logo. all totalitarian regimes need their little symbols. this one is a little more subtle than a swastika, however. nice troll, FW - you've got 'em all stirred up (again)

Amen, sister. Dilbert portrays them to a tee.

Note to potential robbers: do not show up in Archies garage - she has a cane

good question.

Long time no see! Welcome back! How is life?

evolution is reaaaaaal slow, esse - it will be thousands of years before the instinct to kill trespassers goes away - some of us evolve slower than others i'll warrant - congrats on ascending to the 9th level of nirvana already! Be sure to let us know when you ascend to the level beyond Reader's Digest-style bio-determinism. Though I'm sure the kids love being able justify each and every one of their "shit where they eat" social behaviors on such "solid" scientific foundations. hey, great, you've got it all figured out - i'm sure the rest of the world is right behind you. here's a fun extract from the ancient laws of rome, the "12 Tables" - this is table 2, law 4: "Where anyone commits a theft by night, and having been caught in the act is killed, he is legally killed" i'll check, but i'm pretty sure our american legal code has some slight basis in the roman - reckon that evolution has some room to grow law 6 we have outgrown, (kinda): "If anyone commits a theft during the day, and is caught in the act, he shall be scourged, and given up as a slave to the person against whom the theft was committed. If he who perpetrated the theft is a slave, he shall be beaten with rods and hurled from the Tarpeian Rock. If he is under the age of puberty, the Prætor shall decide whether he shall be scourged, and surrendered by way of reparation for the injury." law 7 does attempt to introduce the niceties of the modern world, that you can't just kill 8-ball in your house unless you were threatened, and only after you've attempted to get help: "When any persons commit a theft during the day and in the light, whether they be freemen or slaves, of full age or minors, and attempt to defend themselves with weapons, or with any kind of implements; and the party against whom the violence is committed raises the cry of thief, and calls upon other persons, if any are present, to come to his assistance; and this is done, and the thieves are killed by him in the defence of his person and property, it is legal, and no liability attaches to the homicide." seriously, watch tv for more than 10 minutes, read a paper, take a stroll through the mall - do you really think we've quit being romans? that the romans themselves had really quit being cavemen? why you so down on the cavemen to begin w/, eh? you're one messed up dude, Ivan, but I have to admire the erudition (here, the term is apropos ;-) )

you're such a fucking pussy

a perfect spot for a bad end, eh?

leave it to Prole's addled brain to sympathize with the criminal

I used to drive it 75 over the grapevine just fine, fucktard - and it was not maxed out by any measure.

Someone should have given this poor guy a hand...

explain this to me so kevbone doesnt' have to [video:youtube]-KCskwKxeEU

Well, perhaps partially thanks to Sammy Hagar, one stupid law that was not working, was overturned.

how so?

interesting read

I'm done with you. Welcome to ignore.

the truth hurts who'd of thought a bug could be so erudite? there's nothing erudite about Bug.