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I've never been towed before. And to think I was all ruffled when they installed pay thingys all around Ballard. Pisses me off. I moved there b/c it was not the hip Freemont area. Now with insta-condos and multi-fucking-plexes everywhere, I just hate it.

Yeah, but you have to chalk up.

I open beer bottles with my teeth.

just go to the store and ask for a bottle. they'll get you the right size. do they still have drive through liquor stores in FL? that was the best! So yesterday, I did just that. Parked at a liquor store. Then, after making my purchase, I went to the Sloop. Fuckers towed my truck. I was so pissed, I called and asked where the fuck my truck was. They asked what my truck looked like. I said it was a white pickup. They asked what kind. I said the kind with my fucking dog in it. They said I better come get it; so I asked how the fuck was I supposed to get there since they had my goddam truck. When I showed up to the tiny little tow place to pay my damn $300 ticket, I apologized for being such a bitch. They were all nice to me and complimented me on my dog. Then, I learned that I got to pay for a parking ticket on top of the goddam tow charge. I wished the deer were still in the back. Assholes.

I got yer full rack right here. Jeez, I made a numerical error and I'll never live it down. That's it, I'm sticking to whiskey. It comes in "flask" size. I can remember that.

pressure is good.

Good distinction. You've really thought this one out. What island?

On another thread--the topic was supporting local and/or organic businesses, one of the folks here mentioned that it doesn't make economic sense to support something local just because it is local. Businesses need to evolve to remain competitive in a changing environment--that is part of what keeps capitalism healthy and alive. It was a good point, and may be applicable here. We complain about various abuses in China, but without income, how will any of that change? Simply boycotting a product won't do much--we know that sanctions on any scale often don't work. And not buying BD just b/c it is made in China is not going to do anything to clean up their environment or change their work policies. Just food for thought.

I never had to go through the learning curve either. I just stayed on the opposite side of it.

that's why I never hang around sober people. Just don't trust em.

since we're placing orders, I'd like a blow up doll that looks like Dwayne Johnson. To scale please.

If I don't remember it, it didn't happen

I cannot believe that anything from Rush is worth that much. what will they sell next, the RX script? JEez.

Oh yeah, it does mean 12. I'm a retard.

I don't know if your post is serious or not, but I'll answer just in case. The deer in the pic is a four point. He has three points on his tine and he has another point over his eye. An eyeguard is considered a point when it is over an inch long. In the West, people refer to their points as how many are on one side. If the animal is asymetrical, the side with the most points is what you claim (this is the regulations defn). back East, people count all the points and consider that their points. So in Virginia, this would be an eight point. The six pack is a six pack here and a half rack in Montana. That's important to know too.

I keep entering the drawing for a doe tag, but I never win. I am convinced that WA is 95% populated by some strange self-pollinating female deer strain. I see so many of them!

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u+macs_cant but i love it

Thank you for submitting this question to redneckbambikillers. The proper dressing technique for roadkill is quite different from a regular Out-in-the-sticks-kill and should be followed closely. After ramroding the deer with whatever vehicle is convenient, one must immediately celebrate by pulling some brodys in the middle of the road. This is most effective when on a hi-way, but anywhere will do. When the rubber is worn off your 34"ers, promptly pull over close to the kill. Finish off kill. Then, with a swiss army knife, cut up the middle of the animal. Pull out guts and revel in them. And then--here comes the hard part--find a good sized rock. Separate the rear part of the hide from the carcass. Circle the limbs and neck with knife (just like you would cut around the bark of your neighbor's tree that is blocking your view). In that little separation of the back part, slide the rock between the flesh and the hide. Take the chain that you carry around for emergencies out from the back of your truck. Loop the chain around the rock, catching the hide firmly. Hitch the other end of the chain to your wench, or if she disagrees with this, to the stinger welded to the back of your truck. Finish off your Bud Lite. Get behind the wheel; be sure Smokey isn't around, and put it in gear. Make sure the truck is running before you do the gear shift thingy. Drive forward with a good jerk. I generally have my latest date in the passenger seat just to be sure I got the jerk right. And look in your rear view mirror. You will be pleasantly surprised at how the hide just ripes right off the deer. Just like magic. Enjoy.

If I had known you had previously scheduled with him, I certainly would have invited you as well. I am very good at sharing. And, the bridge talk was absolutely fascinating; I am sure you would have enjoyed it beyond comprehension! Plus, there was a cobb sandwich involved.

on my new iMac and it is beautiful

That is an interesting proposal. I think Pig Latin is made out of cheese.

He's not amusing. But the echo is entertaining.

You are a woman after my own heart! Given the choice, it's the rest of you I'd be after. I *am* pro-choice

The moon is made out of cheese.

Sorry you can't see the eyeguard, but it is over an inch so does count as pt. 4. just want to clarify that.