archenemy

Careful, you'll change the climate

Lyger.

What about Otters? i got otters!!! Right on! Now if we can get the background story about those nasty otters having hot, climate-changing sex with a fat housecat named Nodder I think we'll have a thread going...

It doesn't?

DVD players don't use gas, do they?

I have a microwave, flat-screen t.v., industrial dildo, and treadmill all hooked up in my truck in addition to the multi-media screamer. But I don't use lynx. Lyger's would beat them in a fight.

Undeniably clever.

What about Otters?

Here's yer bird

that is one of my favorite words! I try to throw it into conversations whenever I can. Luv it.

Not for long

I hear that a lot.

that's what i thought Get your minds out of the primordial gutter

Crackerjacks are never the solution.

Cocky looking bastard. Where do the batteries go?

Is that why they turn the bar stools over before sitting on them?

Are you single?

Don't forget to yell, "I am the Lizard King".

They just like to say "snatch" whenever they can.

Sure, as long as they're blonde.

I'd love to have Piccard at work!! Hell, I'd love to have him at home too.

You're in.

Admission depends on your answer to a very important question. How do you eat?

If you don't like the heat, stay out of the kitchen