You could spit on them, using a fine spray through your front teeth, and peel the pages apart using tongs, toothpicks, salad forks, and rubber gloves.
Be sure to wear safety googles.
Your not powerless...grab your wooden shoe!
Even the number of issues on that site are almost overwhelming. I spend a bit of my time volunteering and serve on the board of directors for the cause I believe in the most. But I always feel like there are other things I should be focused on and learning about. For instance, what is the wooden shoe reference?
I didn't know Chouinard studied crude oil prices!
It is an interesting study though--especially finding that high retail prices are not the result of high wholesale prices within zones, but the cause. Econ 101 didn't cover that.
I think the broad "sodomy" laws in most states make almost any sexual activity that is not between married people for the purpose of procreation illegal, no? I remember people chatting about how almost any type of sexual behavior is illegal somehow, but I would like to hear from the legal experts here...
Actually, we are continuing to head toward a mostly service-based economy. But people still read newspapers and wipe their asses.
Sucks to be losing our roadless areas. I watched roadless areas get developed right next to our place when I was a kid in Montana. I watched logging slow down when I lived in Idaho and enjoyed being able to explore "backroads" without fear of being run over by a friggen logging truck. It is sad that we as a country don't make enough long-term plans for our forested and roadless areas. And it's one of those things that I feel pretty powerless against (to the point of apathy), and I feel guilty bitching about. But it still sucks.
I wear out electronics at a frightening pace.
Unfortunately, whenever working with elliptical curve cryptography algorithms, my computer refreshes quicker than I can.