archenemy

And then I'll crush that squirel's nuts. Or is it just one nut?

He's saying it didn't start as pinched. It got pinched.

I am going to crush you.

uh oh-- now we know that archenemy isn't a guy, it's a sheep! I'm in season.

And your partners.

If that were true, then human shit would work. Especially if that person were on the Atkins diet and in ketosis. Lion shit is bullshit.

I have been to So. Korea, and not only do they eat dog there, but they beat them to death first. They believe that the flesh tastes better the longer it took to kill the animal. Kim chee is made in big pots on their roofs over there. The cabbage just rots in the sun. Everything you eat there is disgusting. I had the shits for 3 weeks. Don't go to Korea. Don't eat dog. Do visit the Analmal Pharm for the lamboree

Sounds painful. Makes me glad I'm not a guy.

That only works with species that live around lions. A deer or cougar in Washington is not going to know what lionshit smells like.

Did the guy seem to know that he was careless? Or was he shocked that this happened? I agree that backups are important, but having redundancy in climbing partners is important too. I think that's why they teach beginners to check eachother's harness to be sure its double backed, etc..?

I would have knocked the fucker out. Just kidding. I would have pulled the rope and told him its his turn to free solo the route.

Get a new helmet. Impact weakens them. Things not to buy used: helmet underwear

Hockey season hasn't started yet.

Where the fuck do you live? You actually are within your legal rights to shoot a game animal if it is in the act of Degradation . Out here we build fences and shit to keep the deer out though.

Bad first date. I told you to open the door. The barn door.

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Who's on First? The two of you are going to get me in trouble for laughing too loudly.

Apparently you have not been all that truthful with us.

Yeah, but he'll have a job at my Analmal Pharm.

Bro, I would move to Phoenix before I'd attempt to pinkpoint Sloe Children. I was downclimbing, cleaning gear as I went. Which is why I was standing on the ill-fated bottle and breaking it's top. I did, however, redpoint Sloe Children today. It took me seven attempts over eight years, but none of them were pink. I think that earns you the right to rename the climb Slow Child. And I'm not your bro, Bro.

That was you?

So, did he fuck the goat first or did he kill it first?

in hades

I love using the word build for computer stuff.

I wear my sunglasses at night.