archenemy

Mulky and Rattler Gulch. Much fun to be had by all.

Yeah, climbing is boring. At least when you watch paint dry, you start with something wet. And when you roof, you start by getting high. These things sound way more fun than climbing. But obviously they don't hold a candle the bestest most funest thing in the world: SPRAY

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Everything's bigger in Montana.

It powers one mare(ie). Now that's funny.

Post bad slamy threts here

Lobotomy?

Lob-dog?

OMFG!! That's bad!! Where do these men come from!!! Straight from their previous "first bad date"

Yes. Stop eating pasteries, pizza, beer and chips

Depends. What are you having for lunch?

I throw squid.

Same person? Did the "date" involve another person? What if you suffer from a split personality? At least you have a split. Work it, baby.

You aren't really suggesting that you can replace life's romantic experiences with bullshit postings on a climbing website, are you?

And your asking a bunch of socially inept dirtbag climbers from nerd central USA for advice? Nope. Just trolling.

No. I've just warmed up.

Weeblos

I have multiple dates every time I summit.

Good idea--what time? And is anyone heading back to North Seattle afterwards?

Here's a suggestion: Don't climb with a guy who is stupid enough to think a climb is a date. And don't date a guy who thinks climbing qualifies as a date. Jeez, he doesn't even need to push the chair in for you--how can that be a date? And yah making the moves on someone while climbing can screw up a partnership--how can ya hang on while gittn buzy?

At approximately 3:30

Smells like penis-envy. Nah. I'd just be sucking blood instead.

Social engagement for romantic purposes. If it's with a stranger, you charge him for it.

Mosquito

Good luck with that