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And by saying that we haven't evolved to the point where we would elect a woman leader, one is stating that the US is lagging behind India, England, Phillipines, Ireland, Pakistan, Norway, Canada, Nicaragua, New Zealand, France, Switzerland, Turkey, Iceland, Bermuda, Finland, Liberia, Peru, etc etc etc. Can you really be serious to think that we are so backwards? I refuse to believe this assertion.

we havn't even come close to it yet. yeah, and we've had so many opportunites to decide Exactly.

My brother lives there. But entertainment is more important than these details, wouldn't you agree? Let a little fun in.

The US isn't "ready" for a woman or a black? How does one arrive at this absurd conclusion?

I can't help but notice whenever I'm in Europe that the billboards and adverts show people who look quite normal. This makes more sense to me than the plastipeople we use here.

Okay. So I'm sitting around, being bored and hungry. I decided to order a pizza. I order the pizza, wait the 45 minutes and finally the pizza arrrives! (halleluja plays in the background) I sign for the pizza and it's all mine. I take the box. Oh, the glorious smell of Papa John's. I open the box. Hmm. Somethings missing from my pizza. The sausage? No. The tomatoes perhaps? Nope. Maybe...the cheese? What, are you silly? No. No. No. Not sausage or tomatoes or cheese. You know what's missing from my pizza? A WHOLE FUCKING SLICE!!! And I know you're thinking "You've gotta be shitting me", but no. I'm not kidding. A whole god-dammed slice was missing from my pizza. And just in case you don't believe me, here's a re-creation of what I opened my pizza box to find... So, I do what any red-blood American would do after discovering that their dilectable pseudo-italian concoction had be tampered with: I call the manager of Papa John's. Pizza Girl #1: Thank you for calling Papa John's. Just to let you know we have a special. Two large pizzas.... Me: I'm calling to complain. Pizza Girl: Oh? What seems to be the problem. Me: Well, my pizza got here and there's a slice missing. Pizza Girl: Are you serious? Me: As a heart-attack. There's a whole slice...gone. Pizza Girl starts telling the manager about my situation. Pizza Girl: She says there's a slice missing from here pizza. Manager: What? Are you serious. Pizza Girl: She says she's serious. The manager starts laughing hysterically. Manager: Hello, ma'am? Me: Hi. Manager: So, there's a slice *giggle* missing from your pizza? *laughter* Me: Yes. I got the pizza, opened the box and there was a slice gone. Manager: Well, how many slices does your pizza have? Me: *pauses* You've gotta be fucking kidding me...SEVEN! There are seven slices on an EIGHT slice pizza. I am NOT RETARDED. Okay. I didn't say that, but I sure as hell thought it. Me: There are 7 slices. Manager: Oh. Well, umm, I don't...this has never happened before. So, it got there like that? Me: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY...No. I ate the fucking slice of pizza and was like "oh, wtf. my slice of pizza is gone" Does she think I'm stoned? I don't sound stoned!!! Yes. It got here like that. Manager: Do you want us to send you another pizza? Now, this is where it gets tricky. What am I to do? At this point, I'm famished. I need something to eat. Should I wait another 45 minutes for another pizza? Fuck no. Me: Well, I'm sorta hungry now. Manager: Well, how about I leave this credit on your account for a free pizza for your next order? Me: Will it have all eight slices? Manager: *laughs* Yes, it will have all eight. Me: Okay. Thanks. *CLICK* Alright. So, the mystery of the mising slice goes unsolved, but I got a free pizza out of the deal. I'm still wondering WTF happened to the 8th slice on this one. Did some mysterious creature intercept my pizza in-transit, eat a slice, and then put it back in it's box? Did the delivery person eat my slice? The chef? Who?

Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration?

I know of a coffee shop in North Seattle that is already set up and can be leased. I am familiar with it b/c I studied its operations for my thesis. PM me if you are interested in learning more.

This would give new definition to "the biggest loser on cc.com." That depends on who wins the title. I'm in. Where do folks weigh in though? It would have to be at least at the same time/day, right?

"Climbers are no longer holding back — in taking on the mountain and speculating about what went awry on that fateful climb last month." When were climbers holding back their speculations? I missed that.

Good going. When I owned a business, I worked 16 hour days. Fuck that. I think I aged twenty years in those few years.

is the guy you're meeting in a month or two a photographer? \ No not a photograper, he runs marathons and climbs. How does one manage to get paid for that? I like that lifestyle, sign me up (except for the marathon part).

Sweet. Thanks man!

A tagline might help. Maybe something manly like, "Coming at ya"

I totally agree! Keep it up and you'll be labeled Feminazi in no time.

Funny, I just bought a chainsaw last year and I didn't get a calendar. No fair.

voted him in? I don't remember that happening What's the excuse for the second time around? John Kerry.

Really? How can that be while they are in the minority?

F'ing lemmings.

voted him in? I don't remember that happening What's the excuse for the second time around?

It hurts my eyes.

Word: "Christian"

Great pics. Congratulations on getting the first climb done on the last day of this year.

My question is: What the hell is G rated cleavage? What are the other ratings? What is the pay scale? Weird.