Yes, take the Xray machine they use to view nuclear warheads and stop wasting the money. These could be used to get much clearer, acurate Xrays for women so breast disease could be detected and eradicated much, much earlier.
And we get to watch porn for free while this painless, life-saving process is going on. He-whore should be made available for a minimal fee for the more adventurous (I would, of course, take two).