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But you still have charm. Just hang in there, a good one will come to you...

Wow! Even my evil mind didn't go there. I like it. Maybe even more than the prickly cactus

Sage like stuff MrE mentioned? I wish... Ohhweee I could use some of that right now.

Stanley rocks! I spent a summer putting guard rail up on Galena pass. Used to go to Smiley Creek to fish after work. Those Stanleyites know how to drink!!!

This is not a mental stretch. I've been in this situation, on both sides. I am not saying that the dude should or shouldn't pay. What I said was: LET IT GO and you'll be much happier.

But wait, there's more. http://www.cnn.com/2007/TRAVEL/DESTINATIONS/03/07/mexico.affordable.ap/index.html

And along came the opportunity for a journalist to use the word orifice in an article.

You mean nature pics?

to immediately go out and grudgefuck someone the day after you break up with a person who screwed you over? Just curious.

I could tell you a few, but I might get banned.

This makes sense. Unfortunately, I don't like some of what comes out of it as a result: namely, no one will help you out with anything for fear of being sued, of being charged for any mistakes, for losing a friend in the process, whatever. It just saddens me. When I've had things like this go wrong (we've all had something like this happen), I just let it go. On the other hand, when I fuck up someone elses things (I actually dumped a friends brand new motorcycle once--I was horrified), I ALWAYS pay no matter what. Money is not worth the shitty feeling of 1. making someone else uncomfortable 2. making myself feel like I am a turd. I am sure there are exceptions and I am not saying this is my behavior in all cases from now to infinity, so please no one bother with the hypotheticals. But so far, this basic set of two rules (the maximum I can remember at any time) has worked well for me. I may be out a little money, but I am very wealthy in my trusted friendships. my high horse>

This makes sense. Unfortunately, I don't like some of what comes out of it as a result: namely, no one will help you out with anything for fear of being sued, of being charged for any mistakes, for losing a friend in the process, whatever. It just saddens me.

If you cut off Consuela's legs, you can rename her Cuntsuela.

Or run over a lawyer.

Fuck, be sure you finish the job by hitting a few more. If we all band together...

Or maybe quit driving.

But under NO circumstances should one ever hit a "stingray" (my reality car)

Good thinking. I'd be careful around the Viper (my dream car)

or anyone under six years of age.

And while you are at it, tell us where one gets this magic mint.

They are all good ideas. Each and every one of them. Bless your little hearts.

get a blow job

Ah, Marlene Dietrich Love that lady!