archenemy

We have so much in common.

Get yer salad ready, sweetie.

I prefer screamers. The quiet ones are eerie.

Blue Angels RULE!

Fortunately, you have no spawn of your own. Good news any way you look at it. can your mom still pawn? maybe she should try again, since this one turned out to be an intellectual dud. because we all know the intellectual requirements of pawning.

I recommend that you douche.

There is a place that is on Elliot Way (the water side) that has every type of trim known to man. If they don't have it, they will make it for you. I'll look at the name tomorrow b/c I don't remember it. I will feel retarded if it is McClendons.

My date is out with someone else.

I didn't read beyond the first few posts....so take that as it is. But I just want to say that THE BLUE ANGELS FUCKING ROCK!!!!! I have not missed them since I moved to Seattle. I love them. I will never miss them--they are the best show ever. I love them. I want to be a Blue Angel when I grow up. Did I tell you that I love them? I love it when they fly overhead and it makes my insides scream and my nipples get hard. I love them when they fly in such a tight formation I just can't believe that one of them doesn't get jetwashed right out of the sky. I love them when they vector thrust right over the water. It is my life goal to one day be in a boat on the log boom during one of their shows. Come to think of it, I'd buy a fucking boat just for that. A small one probably, but I'd still get one! I love the Blue Angels.

Ya'll are so cute. I miss you. Good night

and go to bed now.

course, cc.com has way more dicks than that...

hammerhead shark has two dicks.

No. I didn't think cc.com was rough

bated

I'd pay more than a hand for two in the bush.

To each his own.

Back when adult women had pubic hair

Which would make male trad climbers more entertaining to watch.

De-evolution more like.

you didn't have to say a thing and you'd still be a pull string doll That's an air stem

"Nothing says DESPERATE like a jeankini"

My friends know not to touch the stereo

It really only needs to be offered in the XXL size

"Put my tampon back in!"