archenemy

oly, please make your yoda's eyes blink simultaneously

outside somewhere?

poop.

I have been unable to close the page from yahoo on his death. creepy.

bummed I missed you. Next time!

So, I was in eighth grade in a geography class. I hated geography so I sat in the very back. I sat in one of those seats that are the uncomfortable plastic seats with the desk attached (sucks for left handers!). So the teacher is droning on about Gia or whatever and I prepare to let out the second stealth fart of the day (the first one had been successful). I lean over to raise a cheek and provide an escape route and BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! out comes the loudest explosion ever! The teacher actually stops lecturing for a moment due to shock. He turns and looks at the class. And there I am, caught in "the position". It was impossible to hide or slam that cheek back down on the chair that fast. I was scarred for life.

Ok, I'm back.

I'll tell you, but I have to go finish a wee bit of coding first. Sorry bout that.

amen!

so I've posted this story before, but I don't remember where. When I was working on my master's degree, I worked in the university's library. I was sitting behind the desk whispering to a buddy of mine about stuff. He is a really nice guy, and super polite and a bit shy. I had my cellphone in my back pocket. I had heretofore not known that I had the vibrate option on the phone, and had somehow inadvertantly set it. While leaning forward, whispering and trying not to disturb studious individuals, my cell phone went off and vibrated in my back pocket. I was so startled I farted. LOUD I was soooo embarrassed I blushed. My very quiet, polite friend paused midsentence and then discretely decided to continue as if nothing happened. I was mortified--but it is my second best fart story and it was worth it.

i just farted

I am noggin-free

cute pics!

double entendre is my favorite type of humor

ordering stuff....

The energy of youth is wasted on the young.

I found the error and fixed it. I am pretty sure the laugh helped!!!

Don't make me laugh--this is serious!

certainly someone has to be able to help me with this.

put another staple in your mouth genius-boy.

my little brother picked a cigarette butt off the street once and put it in his mouth. My mom freaked out so bad she started yelling in Danish. I remember strangers staring at us as my brother was crying, I was laughing, and my mom was giberish-ing. Good times.

after putting shit in your mouth your staple experience wouldn't be that big of a deal.

She'll have to, the kid is a witness.

Wow. I wonder how long til snap on boobs come to market.