archenemy

I am crying I am laughing so hard. I just emailed this to my boss. He didnt' think it was so funny.

Nothing that causes that much pleasure contains any calories.

good idea. I even have my workout stuff here at locker room. Better yet, I think I'll just ditch at lunch and take out my bike!!

Sweet! I have some great sledneck pics, but they are on film

Wha? I'm not very bright. I fall down a lot.

I just ate a donut. I don't think I am going to win this contest.

Mudbogs are a blast! That and taking my snowmobile to the dunes & riding til my hifax falls off from running it through the sand. Blasting through the lake will get you a ticket though. I love Idaho.

Funny, I always thought they were looking down at the mirrors.

And masturbate. That helps.

NIiice. I'm pulling this one today.

So I had beer and whiskey for dinner last night--only two of each. Lost a pound. Moderation works I guess.

I hope you get fat.

You might be an engineer if: * Choosing between buying flowers for your wife and upgrading your RAM is a problem. * You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room. * In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure. * The salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions. * At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling. * For your wife's birthday you gave her a new CD-ROM drive or a Palm Pilot. * You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie. * You can type 70 words per minute but you can't read your own handwriting. * You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel. * You sit backwards on Disney rides so you can see how they do the special effects. * You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances. * You have more friends on the Internet than in real life. * You know what http:// stands for. * You look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids toys. * You see a good design, and have to change it. * You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring. * You still own a slide rule and know how to use it. * You think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived. * You window shop at Radio Shack. * Your laptop computer cost more than your car. * You've already calculated how much you make per second. * You've tried to repair a $5 radio.

Replace your counselor.

Um, yeah. We know.

Oh wow!!! Another opportunity to use the c-word Cloaca!!!!!!!

feeling a little insecure you half-measure of a man? oh shit, that would make me even more than twice the woman. Not good.

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."-- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 I don't understand why this made the list. It is true.

i guess you can have sherri but does that mean i get you??? Absolutely. I didn't mean to cause you to question that! Forgive me?

I am not going to get behind you after you eat them.

There is enough of me to go around. And I never met a big dick I didn't like.

I'm sure it's good for you. All phases are good for us--sometimes b/c we learn a lot and sometimes just b/c we are happy they are over. Keep hanging in there girlfriend. (I still get Sherri though)

No. did you notice how i sandwiched my self between you two lovelies?? And I just did too

There's one thing you will never hear from me. Ever.

No.