archenemy

It musta been the shortbus

Use Team Foundation Server?

Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!

Not yet; but anytime I have an opportunity to sink to a new low, I take it.

My favorite lyrics from that man: Now that I have found you In the coolth of your evening smile The shade of your parasol And your love flows through me Though I drink at your pool I burn for you, I burn for You and I are lovers When night time folds around our bed In peace we sleep entwined And your love flows through me Though an ocean soothes my head I burn for you, I burn for Stars will fall from dark skies As ancient rocks are turning Quiet fills the room And your love flows through me Though I lie here so still I burn for you, I burn for you I burn...

Make that a gas grill, the charcoal one when the way of the dodo

I'd be in for next tuesday. I could bring a charcoal grill and a few side fixens. I also bring a great deal of material to be laughed at later. i don't play volleyball, but I'll sure as shit try.

That is the sweetest most sincerely niaeve post. I love it. It show s room from growth. Do not cut up twinkiies before deepfrying them. With a good dose of oil at hot levels, you can reconfigure that pesky molecular structure of each and every twinkie. We'll talk.

and his pic size

Sherri, It is understandable that you went the healthy route this morning, that is just a part of your habit. However, don't lose hope. With time, focus, and determination, you too can have a twinkie. And remember, we love you no matter how you look.

And that's how She Likes It!!! Way to go!

I'm hot like that. Fortunately, I re-swallow.

And age. And genetics. And social expectations. And there are probably some more.

Ditto. And my best friend, a fabulous woman and excellent doctor, said to me: "Why should I waste so much time worrying about my appearance. There are so many things that are so much more important". And I thought, "Duh. Why didn't I think of that?" I respect that so greatly; I wish I could accept it into my own belief system. She's rad.

I just threw up a little bit of Diet Coke in my mouth.

Yeah, it's the TV (of course, I was raised without one and still don't have television--and you can see how I am unaffected). It is surely anything but men.

This is, without a doubt, the funniest thing you have ever posted. You should get the retard award for this one.

I hope not (can I view the link at work?) because it is sad to see a guy with no self esteem and who is not comfortable with himself--especially b/c most guys are pretty awesome in one way or another.

Can I just say that Ulee is the cutest kid who ever lived?

there is nothing wrong with stretch marks alone. pregnancy is cool, so stretch marks are legit there. as are old faded ones from when a girl got thin and hott after being tubby early in life. there is nothing hotter than a chick that used to have some LBs and then lost weight and got really hott. thats just my opinion though Opinion noted. But it reminds me of people who are all, "Oh, fake boobs are so lame" until they find out the reason the woman has them is b/c she had breast disease and then its all, "Oh, that's ok". Same bullshit, different part of a woman's body that gets pointed out, graded, accepted or rejected. And as for that nastyass cottagecheesiness: Most women over 30 or 35just get that. Sure, not to the degree that an obese woman does, but most of us get it from one degree or another. So if you are looking to get laid when you get older by a woman with some life experience, you may want to relax your unrealistic expectations of us. Oh, and if you want women to stop being so hard on themselves, shy with the lights on, and stressing about diet, then you may want to stop judging them for being human. Just my opinion.

Believe it or not, Winter, one need not hold a degree from edu inc. to judge morality. Feel free to think for yourself from time to time. I think I'll take the high road and pass on the personal insults and pissing matches. Thanks though. The fact that your heart bleeds for the likes of John Wayne Gacy - child serial killer - is a personal insult. The fact that you post tripe and then plead the academic inability to judge morality is only a little less so. Yeah yeah I know. Anyone that disagrees with you necessarily personally insults you, thereby justifying a personal attack in response. Dude, you have to admit she has made an interesting observation there.

Give her a break, jeez. She's trying.

if i paid for you to stay with with me and my family i would be utterly pissed off and disappointed at your lack of class and your utter disregard for the family. You need to rethink your little plan here and make sure you are participating in their family events and spending time helping out with chores around the cabin. keep in mind if this ends up being the girl you marry, the things you do and do not do now impact how said family views you for the rest of your life. DON'T BE A DICK He won't marry her. She might get pregnant, then she'll get strech marks and he won't think she's hot enough for him anymore. (of course, any girl who'll date a guy with only 4% body fat (all of it obviously in his head) can't be quite right)

Well, we know who's fault this is... Sorry you had such a bad time with these. Does mosquito/bug repellent work on them?

Starches. Yuumy.