archenemy

GG won't be crowded tonight.

well thank goodness my testosterone isn't low.

that is one step up from "gee, why don't you reboot." Thanks man.

Go pinch yourself. I just found out that even though I've gained 18 pounds over the past 11 months, 15 of them are muscle! Pretty much all in my legs too! Are you honestly suggesting that I don't know the difference between fat and muscle on my body? Listen up haouli boy; I am a woman. When I put on more fat, it goes to very specific, very obvious places. Chhhhhrrrriiisst you are young, aren't you? veryy yummy places if you ask me Or better yet, a woman.

Or like using tits and ass to attract a fully grown man.

There's a lot of money being made on this. No way will it end until the profits dry up.

doesn't seem to support the yellow markers. Porterbelly, What's up with that?

I am secretly dating Maddox. We are a match made in heaven.

More likely, you're the knob.

At least you start out with better DNA

Having these things does not preclude you from making your observations and opinions about the world known to others. Good for you for voicing your opinion (I noticed you didn't include "having a pc" on the list--funny)

self flagellation is the doorway to pleasure

Good to see you again. Hope you brought that hott woman with you--we need just a few more around here...

Go pinch yourself. I just found out that even though I've gained 18 pounds over the past 11 months, 15 of them are muscle! Pretty much all in my legs too! Are you honestly suggesting that I don't know the difference between fat and muscle on my body? Listen up haouli boy; I am a woman. When I put on more fat, it goes to very specific, very obvious places. Chhhhhrrrriiisst you are young, aren't you?

Hell.

I am really on a roll here! Even though I worked and exersized all weekend, I didn't lose a single ounce. Not one. I feel like a zen master of weight gain.

That is the geekiest thing I have ever seen.

naw, just the tarp issues

Sweet! I am sending my ancient harness in for $25! What a deal!

he heee heeee good point.

It doesn't eat much, look how small the head is.

i'm fatter

one of everything on the menu.

working sucks