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archenemy

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  1. When you realized what the internet would become, you did something about it, right? My friends and I were reminiscing yesterday about when we realized how incredible the "information superhighway" (Thank GAWD that stupid moniker finally passed) was and how incredibly stupid we were to not buy names like business.com sex.com climbing.com way back when and sell them to people who thought that would be the answer to all their business needs. Sheesh.
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    pick up lines...

    "Wow, looks like a penis. Only smaller."
  3. archenemy

    pick up lines...

    nice
  4. so you made millions then, due to your insight?
  5. archenemy

    pick up lines...

    When I guy asks me "Did it hurt"; it ain't a pick up line. I smile and thank him.
  6. Yeah. I accidently lost two pounds (I prefer to say I simply "misplaced" them) over the last few days, so I need to compensate for that. I am figuring it was just water weight, so I have not yet despaired.
  7. In consideration of this conversation, I brought lasagna for lunch today. Just preparing for the possible head wound...
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    pick up lines...

    I don't think age matters in regards to the journey, high_on_rock! I went out with five late-twenties/early thirties good-looking guys one Saturday night to watch how they picked up women for a project I was working on. More than a couple of times they crashed and burned, but that was part of their fun (and mine) for the night. I've gone out with a couple of good looking guys in their late 20s early 30's too. Now I consider 40 the cutoff. That's the project I am working on.
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    pick up lines...

    I noticed that as well.
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    hippie

    nice pink crotch thingy.
  11. you guys are going to give me a seizure.
  12. because someone wanted to see what the inside of his head looked like splattered all over his wife?
  13. If you have any problems, your credit card company will fight with them for you.
  14. Next week will work. Not Monday or Friday. How's da wedder?
  15. the yellow markers on cc.com for thread read/not-read status? they work for me on 2.0.0.4... Did you just clear your cache?
  16. I got one. PM me and tell me what you are willing to part with.
  17. I agree with and relate to all this. But it leaves out a handful important points of bigwalling: 1. You must be able to shit in a bag in front of your climbing partner. 2. You must be able to pretend you don't see your partner doing that very same thing just a few feet away from you. 3. You must be able to take an unwrapped Jolly Rancher from your partners hand (right after surviving Step 2) and saying "Thanks" with a smile on your face. Then, and only then, can you call yourself a bigwaller.
  18. Fender? This weekend?
  19. GG won't be crowded tonight.
  20. well thank goodness my testosterone isn't low.
  21. that is one step up from "gee, why don't you reboot." Thanks man.
  22. Go pinch yourself. I just found out that even though I've gained 18 pounds over the past 11 months, 15 of them are muscle! Pretty much all in my legs too! Are you honestly suggesting that I don't know the difference between fat and muscle on my body? Listen up haouli boy; I am a woman. When I put on more fat, it goes to very specific, very obvious places. Chhhhhrrrriiisst you are young, aren't you? veryy yummy places if you ask me Or better yet, a woman.
  23. Or like using tits and ass to attract a fully grown man.
  24. There's a lot of money being made on this. No way will it end until the profits dry up.
  25. doesn't seem to support the yellow markers. Porterbelly, What's up with that?
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