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Mos_Chillin

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  1. Falling james in the tahoe mud Stick around to tell us all the tale Well he fell in love with a gun street girl And now he's dancing in the birmingham jail Dancing in the birmingham jail He took a hundred dollars off a slaughterhouse joe Brought a brand new michigan twenty-gauge He got all liquored up on that road house corn Blew a hole in the hood of a yellow corvette A hole in the hood of a yellow corvette He bought a second-hand nova from a cuban chinese And dyed his hair in the bathroom of a texaco With a pawnshop radio, quarter past four He left for waukegan at the slamming of the door Left for waukegan at the slamming of the door I said john, john, he's long gone Gone to indiana, ain't never coming home I said john, john, he's long gone Gone to indiana, ain't never coming home He's sitting in a sycamore in st. john's wood Soaking day-old bread in kerosene Well he was blue as a robin's egg and brown as a hog He's staying out of circulation 'til the dogs get tired Out of circulation 'til the dogs get tired Shadow fixed the toilet with an old trombone He never get up in the morning on a saturday Sitting by the erie with a bull-whipped dog Telling everyone he saw, "they went that-a-way, boys" Telling everyone he saw, "they went that-a-way" Now the rain's like gravel on an old tin roof And the burlington northern pulling out of the world Now a head full of bourbon and a dream in the straw And a gun street girl was the cause of it all A gun street girl was the cause of it all Well he's riding in the shadow by the st. joe ridge Hearing the click-clack tapping of a blind man's cane He was pulling into baker on a new year's eve One eye on a pistol and the other on the door One eye on a pistol and the other on the door Miss charlotte took her satchel down to king fish row Smuggled in a brand new pair of alligator shoes With her fireman's raincoat and her long yellow hair Well they tied her to a tree with a skinny millionaire They tied her to a tree with a skinny millionaire I said john, john, he's long gone Gone to indiana, ain't never coming home I said john, john, he's long gone Gone to indiana, ain't never coming home Banging on the table with an old tin cup Sing i'll never kiss a gun street girl again Never kiss a gun street girl again I'll never kiss a gun street girl again I said john, john, he's long gone Gone to indiana, ain't never coming home I said john, john, he's long gone Gone to indiana, ain't never coming home
  2. Mos_Chillin

    29999 forever

    Since we're basically scraping the bottom of the barrel with anything but Maybe Trask might come back, what with the Narnia similarity...
  3. I AM SO GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT ON THIS CORNER!!!!
  4. SOMEONE forgot a certain website
  5. You're a soul-sucking fun killer. Excuse me, I need to uncage my soul now.
  6. ...and now representing the base corporate mentality...
  7. Mos_Chillin

    29999 forever

    Un-Dru'led World Febreze to Spray
  8. It would be the perfect outfit with a devil's club crown.
  9. climbing.com cc.com news of the weird onion yahoo video, by default.
  10. That sucker's gonna blow one of these days
  11. More like a Rip Report
  12. She's a lucky girl, Lukes'a good catch.
  13. Uncaged Soul Ephedrine sat phone for remote spray, real-time TR helmets for ripping apart for warm-up
  14. God, I love that last pitch on zebra zion! Can't wait for spring! Snaffle doses!
  15. Are those the Fists Of Jam ?
  16. You ar e-poseurs, you wish you had the relaxed beginner mind of those you ridicule. Be sure and bring your freakiness on March 10 at Seattle Mountaineers, or your Choada-Boy anger, or your monty pythonesque aisle-climbing, wirlwind suggested PBR's as pro, cuz climbers will HANG ONTO THOSE!!!
  17. Wow, Luke! That's BIG news!!! You comin' back to the 'ham?...errrrr, Waldron! Yeah, that's the ticket!
  18. Mos_Chillin

    29999 forever

    Ya, right.
  19. witnesses are heavy, unless they are Lilliputans
  20. Give 'em the boot, Telemarker!
  21. and for those of you who are thinking about wearing underwear under that stinky laderhosen, wedgies will come to ye!!!
  22. There' gotta be a magazine suggestion...
  23. He's not that big, he's merely huge!
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