You see, to Aliens, TWO stomachs are a sign of hyper-intellectual trans-galactic beings. Cow-tipping is blasphemous, that's why all of the midwesterners get abducted: payback.
That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.
alder, cedar/juniper, elm
Yes my rightwing friend, barring Arcies Allusion, you have a newly developed allergy! Many people get them later in life. The count is pretty high.