Thadsboner

darwins theory at its finest.

Trip Report F.A. Sarah ******, 5.9+ R Years and years ago I was projecting this little 5.9+ grade II climb up in Alaska. It looked easy for the taking but it turned out not so. I was thinking that it was going to be some little sport climb then I would move on to the next. Turns out this climb was not like the all the others, it ended up bieng a grade VI wall. It was defiantly a FA, because I had to clean it up a bit and there was a fair bit of loose stuff going on up high. When I first got on it, it had quite the boulder start; I couldn’t seem to get past that slab section. So I would go off to other climbs to free solo to burn off some steam and calm down. When I started working the problem harder it opened up and showed me some moves such as a slammer finger jam and even some good jugs up higher. Even messed around with a direct variation, but that didn’t go as planned.. And eventually after a fair bit of top roping I sent it. Since that day I have installed anchors up on it (nipple rings) have even tried to ad link-ups to it. I know there is a link up that will happen in time but just not now. Unfortunately the climb has gotten populated since I got that first ascent, even went clean for years but after years of being used, I would probably resort to aid for protection if I were you. Have fun on the climb, it is a wild ride. The wipers aren’t too bad either. Gear is a rack of nuts and big bros to 9 inches.

haha, my bad, i was probably somewhere else soaking up the rays. see you guys on the next episode of "Bent cam for the gay man." next round at smith

And be sure to congradulate MisterE for accapting Laytons marrige proposal on a belay stance. it was witnessed by the masses and the ceremoniy will take place in portland next time through. haha

Sweet trip! we even had movie night satrday night in misterE's van, complete with stadium seating too. Major props to nick (skyclimb) for finishing the pitch and seting up a bail when my arm bone decided to seperate from my shoulder halfway up zebra zion. PRR's coming your way next time.

actually, yea. an evergreen cargo 747 in anchorage about 8 years ago lost the engine over town.

what about deans 50 footer??? that was intense.

Good, that was probably the most hands down stupidist movie ever!!!! come to think of it all the movies out there now are boring as shit. the only good movies out there are pornos in my opinion, but thats just me, and super troopers too.

Abraham Lincoln sez...... Did someone say Neck Beards??????

This one dosent even need a caption though

that is the shitiest thing about it. if you guys want we could have a poker night in b-ham at my place. like a 5 dollar buy in. i got a pool table too.

So, anybody down for a little online poker? I can open a room and invite some friends. 10 players max. If i get some intrest, give me a time that works for everybody, like wednsday, at 3:00 pm. it is totally free.

"i got the next pitcher"

Humped the old lady doggystyle (so we didnt get sand in ones junk) on second beach out by la push. sweet weather and nobody out there at all. big ass waves and sunny weather. only down fall was that i got shit on by a seagul, first time in my whole life that has happend.

my favorite i like to say is "no, i am not peeing in the shower."

Torque is a circular motion, so did you give the tower an indian arm burn or something?

Sucks to be you!

you should see the pile of kittens in my back yard, they are starting to block the view, and i am on the second floor!

Rudies pizza!! pizza, beer, babes. Plus you can go to the Up & Up after for 2 dollar pichers. And if the ID checker is there, i think he is a climber (at least he wears prana all the time) so he would probably let the JR's slide if they wore the like. Or you could jump the fence if that dosent work.

what about the one when you partner tries to rub one off in the sleeping bag without you waking up! whats worse is if you are on a portaledge. Dont laugh, cuz you know you have done it.

After getting dicked around with people and weather on friday and saturday, i realized i wasent going to get any climbing in. In my depression, i first made a bid on E-bay for jennys phone number, then when outbid i needed more adreneline! So i looked left then right, and with hair in both my eyes now, i decided i needed a new look. After a quick scan of mulletsgalore.com, i found the look that would go with acid washed levis and rebock hightops the best. A number 1 spacer on the sides and a number 3 on the top, and of course, dont touch the back. With the look not quite complete, I really needed to excentuate the imbreed look with 3 racer lines on the sides and I trimed my beard into handelbars. AH complete, and you know what, I have had this for 2 days now I have never gotten as many compliments ever as I have in the last 2 days. Pictures coming soon, but for now here is the inspiration photo.

Is this like a "take your kids to work day position" or just a junior ranger camp this guy is in?

anyone from the b-ham area going, i want to go but the auto situation for a long trip is not happening. im bringing some fresh homebrew if i make it down.

whos the bands whos lyrics to a song say "I like a little Conway Twitty, when i am sucking on a redneck titty." Winner gets a whisker biscuit!