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Snugcrop is on Snugtop... Are you guilty by association? BTW, this is the pussy cat thread.

Sure am.

Ok, I admit,; I'd like to see that pillowy faced Rove go down in flames. Can you believe it?

I want rove to out The Nodder. I promise not to prosecute. Everyone should get along; it's silly to argue over DC politics and spin.

Wait till fido gets a hold of this.

Finding the source of Plame's leak is like finding "The Nodder."

Kerry wasn't nearly as wooden at Gore. Actually, Kerry would have been a good president, at least he could pull together a complete sentence... But somehow, middle America just didn't dig the guy... The D's need a modern day Scoop Jackson.

This will never happen. The D's are terribly disorganized... I mean come on, Howard Dean and Hilary Clinton...

Hey PP, you are aware that there is a conservative spin machine...

Where is the peanut butter...

I suggest we dress the coach up as a puppy named "Lucky" and drop him off at the animal farm in "the claw."

I’ve got my Velcro oven mitts…

http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/477061/an/0/page/0#477061

I'm not sure how to get the dog fur online? Do they make a scratch and sniff monitor?

The Drudgereport is rife with animal/sex stories. Don't take your pets to Florida either... Man allegedly had sex with guide dog Tallahasseean charged with breach of peace By James L. Rosica DEMOCRAT STAFF WRITER Local prosecutors are apparently in a bind: How do they charge a blind Tallahassee man who has been accused of having sex with his Seeing Eye dog? Florida, like many other states, has no bestiality statute - that is, a law specifically prohibiting sexual contact between humans and animals. So Alan Yoder, 29, originally was charged with felony animal cruelty, but court records show that charge was dropped last Friday and replaced with a misdemeanor - disorderly conduct. Yoder now is charged with a "breach of the peace, by engaging in sexual activity with a guide dog," according to a court document. One of two prosecutors on the case, Assistant State Attorney Owen McCaul, did not return a call Thursday. The other, Assistant State Attorney Stephanie Usina, said she could not answer specific questions, including explaining why the charge was lowered to a misdemeanor. Yoder, reached by telephone Thursday, declined to be interviewed. James D. Varnado, his attorney, said he has filed a not-guilty plea on his client's behalf but declined to discuss details of the case. "However lurid the allegations may be, we should resist a rush to judgment," he said. Here's what happened, according to Tallahassee police reports: Yoder, who lives in a local apartment complex, last month asked a female acquaintance to join him in a sex act with the dog, a male yellow Labrador named "Lucky." She demurred, but later told a friend about it. That person called a social worker, who called police. Investigators spoke to Yoder on June 16, who admitted performing certain sex acts with the dog, even going into detail with them, but denied doing others. He was arrested and booked June 22, charged with animal cruelty. An animal-control officer took the dog to Dr. Sondra Brown, a veterinarian at Northwood Animal Hospital, who could not determine whether the dog had been sexually abused. Warren Goodwin, who recently retired after 30 years as an assistant prosecutor, said he could not recall a similar case in Leon County. Annemarie Lucas, a New York-based special investigator for the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, said sexual contact with animals "probably happens more than it's actually reported." Bestiality - illegal in New York state - is "just not a natural thing," she said. "Animals can't consent ... They're probably fearful and in physical pain. It's like any kind of abuse. "It's a cowardly act," added Lucas, who also appears on "Animal Precinct," a program on the Animal Planet cable-television network. "It's a domination thing, something an animal would never instigate." Stephanie Shain, spokeswoman for the Humane Society of the United States, said her organization takes a similar position. "It's doing something to an animal that they have an inability to stop," Shain said. Last year, an Ocala man pleaded no contest to felony animal cruelty after being charged with having sex with his then-fiancee's female Rottweiler, according to the Pet-Abuse.com Web site. A judge withheld adjudication and ordered five years of probation and a psychological evaluation. He also prohibited the 27-year-old man from "owning pets of any kind while on probation and from having unsupervised contact with other people's pets," the site said.

I thought you otter know... Watch your pets in "The Claw." Enumclaw-area animal-sex case investigated By Jennifer Sullivan Seattle Times staff reporter King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property. Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse. A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart. Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart. But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said. The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said. "A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart. The Humane Society of the United States intends to use the case during the next state legislative session as an example of why sex with animals should be outlawed in Washington, said Bob Reder, a Humane Society regional director in Seattle. "This and a few other cases that we have will allow us a platform to talk about sex abuse of animals," Reder said. Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said. Susan Michaels, co-founder of local animal-rights organization Pasado's Safe Haven, said she has been fighting to have bestiality made illegal. "It's animal cruelty behind closed doors," Michaels said.

Don't try this with these women...

The 2nd amendment is important...

This thread is getting much more interesting...

let's keep rolling...

Now for something more interesting...

This is just a reminder that I'm "faster_than_you." And you don't need a third party timer to confirm that.