a lot of you have been PMing me with questions about this thread, so I thought I'd go ahead and create a FAQ:
Q: Why are you doing this?
A: It is the only thing we can do to stop Mike Layton from taking over this board.
Q: What do you look like?
A: Eric Estrada
Q: How can I help?
A: If you could just hang out in this thread and keep me company, it would help for moral and stuff.
Q: Can you lick my shirt?
A: No, I cannot lick your shirt. That was an accident.
Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Red
Q: When will this all stop?
A: Trust me, it will all end some day.