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anyway, I won't deny it. I drool in the presence of women. Its my secret, give it a try sometime.

Blame it on MisterE's sig.

Here is one for you Squid: Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here.

I just went from 640K to 1.5M. I feel much better now.

Welcome to the year 1995!

This one time I was in a convenience store, and guy came up and asked me, "What's the score?" and I said, "What is the game? If it's a competition between me and you, and the object is to ask the other guy questions he doesn't give a shit about, then you are winning, one to nothing."

I'm pretty sure we'll be having it in January 2006.

I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over."

Definitely best wishes going his way Pax. Hope to see all of you guys home soon.

but, to be clear, lovely lumps never hurt.

you're sooo clever! how do you do it?

Damn, thats a winner in my book

All that junk inside your trunk?

nice touch with the blue.

thanks for the retread.

then things will start turning around.

I remember back in '83 when I was sitting around, and I thought...why not make a doll, a little red thing, and call it Elmo. Kids can tickle it, and it will be an enormous fad like the hoolahoop. The rest is history.

nice catch! its funny to see these liberals tripping up on their own words.

EXTENDED DANCE REMIX!!!!!

Nobody understands me because I am so deep. In my work I make allusions to books that nobody else has read, Music that nobody else has heard, And art that nobody else has seen. I can't help it Because I am so much more intelligent And well-rounded than everyone who surrounds me. I stopped watching tv when I was six months old Because it was so boring and stupid And started reading books And going to recitals And art galleries. I don't go to recitals anymore Because my hearing is too sensitive And I don't go to art galleries anymore Because there are people there And I can't deal with people Because they don't understand me. I stay home Reading books that are beneath me, And working on my work, Which no one understands

you'll dance to anything by Book of Love

Well next time lube up! The radio in it only plays cool bands like Pearljam and Stryper.

you can borrow my pickup if that would help.