olyclimber

yes madame.

you should start a tarp rental business

Print your resume in binary, and when they ask you what it is, tell them that they are stupid that must hire you immediately if they expect to succeed in the Highly Interactive Web 3.0 World of the Future (AKA the Googleplex).

Hand deliver all resumes, meeting with hiring person if possible. Makes a difference as opposed to just mailing in a resume and expecting them to hire you. Of course, you could try to get in via nepotism, or as in my case my incredible Charlie Brown sincerity. I rarely wait longer than 30 minutes in the the pumpkin patch.

Sky, did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be. Super Awesome guys

islands in the stream that is what we are

http://www.mirimgs.com/webcam/paint.html

I hope they had MLUs.

Trip: Lower Town Wall - City Park Date: 1/28/2007 Trip Report: I went aid climbing for the first time today. I went with Jeff Hansel who showed me how to do it and provided a patient belay as I bumbled up City Park. It was a great day, cloudless and way warmer than the predicted 30 degrees. When you get up front and personal you can fully appreciate how impressive it was that Mikey was able to free that thing. We also climbed Godzilla, which was pretty much totally dry, even at the bottom. We left a rope hanging so I could learn how to clean on while jugging up, that part is teh suck. We are lucky to have such an ideal place to learn how to aid. Gear Notes: Cam hook lots of nuts Sparks at the store

IS THIS IN THE CANADIAN ROCKIES?????? nice!

Not only that, but he has a passion for food and desire to be a gourmet chef along with the ability to talk in rhyme.

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=815 CARTOON: G.I. Joe LESSON: Knowing is half the battle. The other half of the battle is kicking Cobra’s terrorist ass. And with the coolest soldier codenames ever --Snake Eyes, Duke, Lady Jaye, Shipwreck-- winning the war on terror should be no problem. Good will always win out over evil, because good guys work together (Team Work! Cooperation!), while bad guys are ruthless cowards who turn tail and run whenever G.I. Joe’s laser guns get to zappin’. As Sergeant Slaughter once said: “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we.” Now that’s some good strategery. How it affected us as adults: Actually, we’re pretty certain that our strategy for the Iraq War was conceived after a two day long G.I. Joe marathon in the Pentagon. They just implicitly trusted that the good guys were going to win, that firing off our guns would make the bad guys run for the caves and that giving everyone cute nicknames was somehow endearing. When things didn’t turn out the way they’d planned, the administration placed the blame on faulty intelligence, or in other words: “Knowing is half the battle, and we unfortunately didn’t know shit.”

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congrats on the doppleganger

whoa, he's giving Jimmy Page a run for his money! its better to burn out than fade away

it was teh nickel i was thinking of

or maybe not

how do you know you stupid canadian wank! i read so on the interweb, ergo it is true. get used to it!

lordy

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