I normally work from home, but went into the office yesterday. Of course I had to poop, and during my efforts there was someone in the next stall over engaged in a furious texting session with his button noise turn up top volume. All I can say is that he obviously deserves some award for productivity if it was work related texting. Either that or he was transcribing War and Peace onto his phone. I was in there for some time and he was in there before me, and he was still pounding away at his phone after I washed my hands (! of course!) and left.
Personally I like to take the time out and meditate and center myself during my time on the bowl.