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This isn't the dumbest thing I've heard. "In 2004, the percentage of those in the highest income brackets voted at a rate nearly three times that of those in the lowest." I don't think the welfare set would need too long to decide on this one. If you counted all federal aid, would you count college grants? Social Security? Farm Aid? The profiteers in Golly Burton aren't officially on an aid or grant program. According to the contracts, they are providing a service. I almost forgot about the construction crews working on government buildings and federally funded roads. What about school teachers? Part of their salary comes from Washington DC as well.

mmph hrmph munum.

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

This is cc.com. If our voices weren't half-muffled by the wrinkly balloon knot and half digested corn of our own asshole, no one would be able to understand us.

Once at Camp Schurman: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" "Looking for cute climbing guys. Do you know any?" It did work, but Probably not fair since she and I had flirted before.

THe wire keeps the frayed steel cables off the soft webbing of the lanyard.

Via Ferrata!

One for the kids: Eat Ballz Asseyes!

"come on, it's last call"

Most times "Hello" is all a woman needs.

Post of the day

ohh, I've got a raging clue.

Wasn't 5.10 mediocre last year? WTF?

A Stale Organic Cage. Incarceration. I'm In The Stranger: Me. (Lost In Corporeal Inanity) The User Of My Face; Beneath Its Guise I Rot. A Paradox In Terms. (I Am Now What I'm Not) Interconnected, Fused. My Words Are Its Thoughts. I Now Share My Self With My Reflection. Straining To Divide Our Twined Formation. Duality Within Singularity. (I'm Forlorn In My Own Withering Soul, Racked By Continuous Waves Of Dissolution My Gemini Mind The Creator Of The Undulation. I Strain To Untangle These Malignant Bonds, To Become Again The One That I Was) Coalescence Done, The Merging Complete, The Sentence Carried Out. (I'm Condemned For Eternity) The Confluence, Our Interwound Flows; Surges Not To Be Fused. (Now Combined, Intertwined) In This Mental Cage We Absorb Our Selves. The Only Certainty Is My Suffering. My Mind In Constant Pleas For An End To This Concatenation. A Struggle All In Vain, We're Both The Same. (A Withering Soul Torn By The Attempts Of Regeneration. My Gemini Mind The Obstacle Of My Redemption. I Strain To Elude The Face Of My Other Self. To Become Again The One That I Was) Plug Me In, Reconnect Me To My Self. Plug Me In, Reconnect Me To My Soul. Gone Are All My Hopes, All My Vain Illusions. Deceived I Dwell In Me. In The Core Of My Agony. I Fade In This Duress. I'm Weakening. The One Who Claimed My Front Is Now The Claimant Of My Soul. (A Withering Soul Torn By This Antipolar Mental Integration. My Divided Mind A System Split In Two Creations. I Strain To Reach The Separation Tools, To Be Again The One That I Was)

I always thought Nerds and Hippies were natural enemies.

Don't be fatuous Jeffrey

But it's a beal.

You could make a diaper harness out of 9/16ths webbing.

I sooo need to get a hype man.

Pickup Lines!

You are so money you don't even know you are money.

Thanks for the help. I'm pretty sure none of these are serious, just fun. "did it hurt?" "did what hurt?" "Falling from heaven, did it hurt?"

Would you care to partake in the breeding of a champion?

I am eating cookies right now.

I'd love to, but I signed up to help with a class. I could do something after work this week or next if you like.