MissNormandy

My presbyterian church has TWO basketball courts. They encourage dancing among eachother. Have you ever been to a mormon dance? They waddle side to side with hands on shoulders to the oldies and other church approved music.

ME TOO *soulmates*

depends on the species Only species I'm interested in have two legs and a pair of tits. Well I guess I'm out. don't despair beyotch, I hear DFA is into hermaphrodites Man I have the perfect picture for that too... bummer.

depends on the species Only species I'm interested in have two legs and a pair of tits. Well I guess I'm out.

hahahah the pussy of course... j/j I bet if I could get high of pussy I would like that too though. I dunno. Maybe not. I think pussy smells kind of nasty, like most parts of the human body. At least it's not as bad as anus or ballsack. It's still icky though, so I don't think I could ever be a lesbian.

SHAKE shake shake, SHAKE shake shake, SHAKE your bewbies! SHAKE your bewbies! I was looking for information about Rosarita refried beans and I spelled it wrong and went to www.roserita.com and that is what I saw.

Yah I've heard that one before... I'm no huffer but I can't deny not subconsciously taking deeper breaths when I'm around the stuff, which isn't very often.

Gasoline Matches Rubber Cement Laquer Thinner The Woods My Farts, Sometimes

No asshole I have to do that between the commercials, remember? It's in the prenup...

Now, about that friendly meeting for coffee you proposed...

Well you do work in Johnson, don't you? That shouldn't be a problem at all then...

But I thought I was supposed to get you a beer and make you a sandwich during commercials?

Hugs and prayers man. Those waters have no mercy. I lost a good friend, his brother and father 3 years ago in the same area.

I saw something about that on TV... I want some ass now too!

OH ummmm, can I change my answer? God I'm glad I didn't pick a random number like 72 or 666

what? hold on let me read the thread...

Huh? Ummmmm three.

I don't know you but I really hope you had a great birthday!

We skipped school to go to Seattle. Hooters looked like a good place to eat and get T-Shirts.

Found this just for this thread... Senior Skip Day whooo hooo! Everyone is so excited!

Poor Richard Simmons. Everyone makes fun of him. He's just a nice happy fat man on the inside...

I'm gonna start writing WWTD on all the cars parked at every trail head I go to.

I am glad it was removed. A trask sucks ass thread would be aweful enough. Poor trask.

I use that excuse all the time. It's true though. By the time I run out of clothes and need to do laundry it takes me a good 6 hours to get it all done.

We all know that's who you REALLY slept with last night... c'mon! OUT WITH IT!