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  1. I like this idea better
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    Just awful

    Place her in her crib.
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    Just awful

    With a little wasabi, fresh ginger and some daikon radish! To clarify, I HAVE been terribly frustrated with my daughter and had the need to put her down. That's the difference between the people who are posting here and the scum who put his child in the microwave.
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    Just awful

    humans=chimps? brilliant! chimps throw poop, too! ummmm...yeahhhh...i don't think so and yes, i have children and no, i never felt the urge to cook them
  5. Thanks for the feedback - I just bought it today. Can't wait to test it out.
  6. Thoughts wanted on the Osprey Exposure 50 for: Weekend mountain trips OR Laid-back weekend backpacking trips How does this pack compare to other packs of the same size?
  7. Otter's Paradise As I walk through the ocean of the shadow of otters I take a look at my life and realise there's none left Cause I've been brassing and laughing so long that Even my mamma thinks that my mind is gone But I aint never crossed an otter that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of You better watch how you talking, and where you walking Or you and your otters might be lined in chalk I really hate to trip but I gotta lope(?) As they croak I see myself in the pistal smoke ... fool I'm the kinda G that little homies want to be like On my knees in the night, saying prayers in the street light They been spending most their lives living in the otter's paradise They been spending most their lives living in the otter's paradise We keep spending most our lives living in the otter's paradise We keep spending most our lives living in the otter's paradise They got the situation, they got me facing I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the strip So I gotta be down with the otter team Too much television watching got me chasing dreams I'm a educated fool with my knee on my mind Got my 10 in my hand and a gleam in my eye I'm a loped(?) out otter set trippin banger And my otters is down so gonna rouse my anger ... fool Death aint nothing but a heart beat away I'm living life do or die, what can I say I'm 23 never will I live to see 24 The way things is going I don't know Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and otter. Power and the money, money and the power Minute after minute, hour after hour Everybody's running, but half of them aint looking What's going on in the otter, but I don't know what's cooking They say I've got to learn but nobody's here to teach me If they can't understand it, how can they reach me I guess they can't I guess they won't I guess they front That's why I know my life is out of otters ... fool Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me. Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me
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    RIP Johnnie Cochran

    I hope that wife beating fuck-stick burns in hell. He really was a piece of shit. My eulogy: THIS DIPSHIT ACTUALLY SAID HE BELIEVED O.J. WAS INNOCENT. NOT SURPRISINGLY, HE TOO BEAT HIS WIFE. FUCK YOU JOHNNIE COCHRAN, YOU WERE A PIECE OF HUMAN TRASH.
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    Subaru sells out

    I read the subject line and thought that maybe Subaru started marketing to heterosexuals.
  10. Aramaic. -Shalama.
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    Joke for dryad

    (P=>Q) <=> (~Q=>~P) but, (P=>Q) is not equivalent to (~P=>~Q)
  12. Are you in grad school or an undergrad (why I ask is that I'm considering CU as a possible backup for grad shool)?
  13. This is the quote that got him into a shitstorm:
  14. Guns don't kill people, people kill people. I feel much better, thank you.
  15. this is my favorite useless knot:
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    Pentagon 9/11 - Film

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    Pentagon 9/11 - Film

    ? You fucking are biggest the incoherent earth face on idiot the of the.
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    Pentagon 9/11 - Film

    URANUS? NOW, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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    Pentagon 9/11 - Film

    moron moron SHUT THE FUCK UP!
  20. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINY BITCH
  21. SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP
  22. jjd

    Arafat has died

    Who's Arafat?
  23. jjd

    Electoral Map

    Download the data into an Excel spreadsheet and let it work its magic.
  24. jjd

    4 more years of...

    Which of the commandments refer to free speech, freedom of assembly, and freedom of religion? Which ones refer to unlawful seizure of property or states' rights? Which amendment to the constitution bans working on Sundays or adultery?
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    4 more years of...

    Actually, our legal system is based upon the early laws of Mesopotamia (Hammurabi's Code), and the English common law. Many of these ideas pre-date the "Ten Commandments" by thousands of years.
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