" You don't want to be driving with the equivalent of a big, dead horse nailed to your radiator" 
  
 "Me, I am racing against a sinewy, Johnny Depp look-alike" 
  
 "V-8 power vs a man with a 14-inch waist and a hair band" 
  
 "I will not be beaten by two adrenaline juknkies who call each other Dude"