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PPA (Picture Posters Anonymous) meets the second Thursday of every month at the Eagles Club. 7PM. You are not alone. We care for you, please get help.

Skyclimb's da bum dat brought the Carlo Rossi. Carlo comes on all sweet and smooth , but you get the smackdown later.

This IS a climbing topic! Who's got a trip report?

Thanks to an idea by Texplorer, Mike Layton, Thadsboner, and I came up with a veritable new language of climbing. Excellent for discreet conversations! Climb (v): Have Sex Climb (n): member of opposite sex Traditional: The One you could see yourself getting old with, having a family, etc. Sport: One night, one week, one month stand. Playin’ around, getting good. Mixed: Not quite sure yet which way... Grading: Anything under 5.0 is too easy or unappealing. 5.1 through 5.6 generally requires aid 5.7: marginally attractive, amazing feature 5.8: homely 5.9: average looks 5.10: good looking 5.11: hot and good looking 5.12: turn-your-head WOW! 5.13: the one someone else always gets. 5.14: the 5.13 that climbs hard 5.15: The 5.14 that is wealthy, a virgin contortionist and massage therapist. Aid: Alcohol, whatever, that makes it go better. A1 is a beer, A6 is blotto. Aid Fall: Whiskeydick First Free Ascent: Without aid. First Ascent: Virgin R: There’s definitely some psycho elements X: They may get you into serious shit. Eurogrades: Foreign chicks, guys Bolt Chopper: Cock-blocker Discreet Tension: Cheating behind the spouse’s back Onsight: That moment where you make it happen with the perfect one. Direct Variation: Anal Sex Chipping/Glueing: Homoeroticism Alpine: Blue Balls, weeks of wooing/spending for a peck on the cheek. Lead Fall, and ripped gear may be involved. Difficult descent, leave gear, gets ugly. Clean Ascent: Condomless Bouldering: Making Out, coppin’ feels Grade 1: A quickie ... ... Grade 6: Tantric Sex: Cobra In The Red Cave, etc Extensions: Children Link-ups: 2pitch = twosome, 3pitch = 3some, etc Free solo: masturbation Gym Climbing: toys for sex Toproping: teasing Campusing: Coppin’ feels Flappers, Gobis: VD Seconding The Pitch: Sloppy seconds Classics: Older Men, Women Finger Crack to Offwidth: A reference to the fairer sex, mono being smallest... ChickenHeads: Reference to male member Slab Climbing: Flat-chested Jug Haul: Well endowed Lead Fall: Getting dumped Pulled Gear: Belongings thrown out on the lawn Backing Off a Lead: Deciding it’s not worth it (psycho, wrong sex). Spraying about climbs well above your climbing level: Impotence

I did NOT accept! He didn't have ANY token of affection, much less a ring. Although he did say he would "give me a ring" I chose to interpret that as a call from Cabo, saying "Wish you were here, Bye!"

Either way, you gotta admit, she looks great for 62 Maybe not in a year, though!

Hey, where's your beer slurpin' graemlin. I know you got one in that mad collection

Rockin' good weekend, Trad climbin' on the frontside, hot yesterday Good sends were had by all Ian C.

That thing's truly useless, and a bitchkitty to tie and untie. At least you can whang someone over the head with this one:

I saw him at the anchors, and went and shook his hand when he got down. Most excellent!!!

Hangman's Noose, gotta have 13 wraps.

My favorite at Index is: "Hush, hush, bush of slugs"

The use of the event makes it fear-based, which is weak shit.

There was a guy in Cal who would build a beautiful treehouse for you at materials cost if he liked the location. A master carpenter, it would be a livable dwelling with no damage to the tree. The caveat was you had to let him live in it for a year, then it was yours.

Heard a poll today: Bush: 46% Kerry: 45% Nader: 6% I hope Ralph takes a good look at those numbers.

Props It's great when Monster garage uses $10,000 aircraft parts for their projects for almost nothing. They get 'em for the cost of the aluminum weight cuz they are retired from airframe hours.

Maybe he's their "Distiller" (groan )

no worries.. whirly is totaly FINE.. she will be back. no woman in her right mind forgets where the cute gas guy is Unless it's 1:12 AM, and you just came from a night of study the Tequila Research Institute Go get some

Bush said that he would not use 9/11 to further his political agenda.

Turbo-Lax

Saggitarius

It would be safer if you used the quadruple-rope technique for that sharp arete.

You got it Pal! Got directions, and Thad & I will be there 4-5 Friday. Wooohoo!

And thusly was can-of-beans adventure foreshortened, whilst dirty sock and spoon went on to greater things...