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EWolfe

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  1. It was a rockin'good time for sure! Index is the place for early season spankage, just to remind you how out of shape you have gotten over the winter. Good to see folks again! Thanks for the great day, AF!
  2. moving to central
  3. I only flip shit to people I know...well, except for Dave Shuldt
  4. The video thread got me wondering what people think is trad and what is sport
  5. I am meeting Mr. Natural around 9 or 10, but he has a partner. Look for me in the morning, I have a Eurovan camper with wash plates.
  6. Bellingham is great! It's booming, and the place is crazy with beautiful women. Housing is pretty cheap,but jobs are not plentiful. Baker, Squamish is a coupla hours away. Skaha a couple of more, Washington Pass right there. Index is shooting distance, and ice climbing is not too far either. No good cragging nearby is a bummer, but for the most part it is a fun town. Good brewpub, music scene.
  7. Amazing! Hey, can you show me around a little?
  8. EWolfe

    New Spelling Contest!

  9. Any Canadians out there short some gear?
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    New Spelling Contest!

  11. Yeah,it looks freakin' blank, but so does The Big R. That project is the belly of the beast, though - way more overhanging than The R. Bad news indeed if it spanked Shwarma.
  12. Whitey Ford Sings The Blues just went in.
  13. EWolfe

    Old sayings

    Snug as a bug in a rug! Nice guys finish last
  14. Weather looks good for tomorrow - who's going?
  15. EWolfe

    avatar pictures

    Mike, your avatar is offensive to cottonballs. They would NEVER dance around like that.
  16. Watch Me! Dangrous® liason requiring backup? I like the "Big Bros" Thad, LOL
  17. EWolfe

    Old sayings

    There's a sucker born every minute, and two to take him. Shit or get off the pot.
  18. The voices in my head
  19. Customer: Look, it's a bleeding pet, isn't it? I've got a license for me pet dog Eric, and I've got a license for me pet cat Eric... Shopkeeper: You don't need a license for your cat. Customer: I bleeding well do and I got one. He can't be called Eric without it-- Shopkeeper: There's no such thing as a bloody cat license. Customer: Yes there is! Shopkeeper: Isn't! Customer: Is! Shopkeeper: Isn't! Customer: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then? Shopkeeper: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon. Customer: The man didn't have the right form. Shopkeeper: What man? Customer: The man from the cat detector van. Shopkeeper: The looney detector van, you mean. Customer: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest. Shopkeeper: What cat detector van? Customer: The cat detector van from the Ministry of Housinge. Shopkeeper: Housinge? Customer: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant!. I never seen so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards! And Eric, being such a happy cat, was a piece of cake. Shopkeeper: How much did you pay for this? Customer: Sixty quid, and eight for the fruit-bat.
  20. Remember that short Woody Allen bit about the actor that went blurry, and couldn't get any parts cuz he was out of focus all the time? Hilarious!
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    avatar pictures

    and interestingly, it looked like your avatar pic, F4
  22. Has that thing even been touched in the last 12 years?
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