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foraker

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  1. Didn't they pass a law about you not being able to do that the little farm animals anymore?
  2. Why, that's mighty Christian of ya!
  3. i see satan's influence in your avatar.
  4. When I was there, there was a youth hostel out near Akaroa. You could take a shuttle bus ride there from Christchurch. If you get good weather, it's a nice trip out there. The hostel would also take you out on horseback rides for extra and the view was great. Don't know if they're still around. Taking a cruise out into Milford sound is nice. I did a sleepover cruise for my birthday when I was there and we had about 20 or 30 huge dolphins ride our bow-wave into the harbor. :-)
  5. Or mist. Or something Kinda looks like Flipper is trying to draw a bead on Gomer.
  6. For full on PNW wetness and bonus sand flea marauding: Dusky Track.
  7. We need a 'bitch slapped by the karma stick' smiley...
  8. bullshit. the offense revealed has nothing to do with "frailty", but the fact that the image was, well, offensive, and disgustingly so. About the equivalent of painting black face to mock African Americans. i'm oddly reminded of Muslims and cartoons.
  9. I find it hard to believe anything constructive could be had from someone known to throw flaming petulant hissy fits.
  10. hey, they're just being 'metronatural'. chill!
  11. Right up there with being woken up in the middle of the night by someone jacking off, rather vigorously, in the youth hostel. Kind of takes the cachet off of 'meeting interesting people from foreign countries'.... To continue the gym thread: "Hey, dumbass. If you can lift all that weight you can certainly rack it when you're done. Or do you let your momma pick up after you?" And finally: "No, I really don't need for you to describe the wonders of your penis pump, which you are holding in your hand, while you're standing naked in the locker room, you old perv."
  12. Irony, thy name is PeterPuget.
  13. Didn't you get the memo? 40 is the new 30. If you want, 40+ is the new 29....
  14. Anybody have any experience with taking bagels up there? Shelf life? Brand? Obviously want something with lots o' preservatives.
  15. Yes, damn you! I needed those down booties!
  16. Why are there only two answers? What happened to 'Don't care one way or the other as long as you keep your piehole shut?'
  17. for the Oats, Honey, & Raisins. Lasts me a lot longer than Raisin Bran so I don't end up going for some crappy snack between breakfast and lunch. Stay away from the Low Fat version.
  18. Or a favorite southern coloquialism of mine: "Don't let it hit~cha where the Good Lord split~cha" Best one I ever heard was: "Well dip me in shit and roll me in peanuts!"
  19. Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
  20. foraker

    Men - Women

    you shoulda 'splained it to me better, then, lucy.
  21. foraker

    Men - Women

    minx, in case you didn't notice, i was being snarky/facetious. don't make me draw a diagram. ;-)
  22. foraker

    Men - Women

    So why can't they figure out how we work? Or do they know how and just feign confusion? we know, we just don't care. ooh. spicy!
  23. foraker

    Men - Women

    So why can't they figure out how we work? Or do they know how and just feign confusion? My wife pushes my button all the time. That's what you get for letting a vole rummage around in your pants.
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