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  1. that has to extend beyound your core to be called and extremity
  2. Isn't it that the female body has poorer circulation to protect the core in the odd chance that she were pregnant? I think chicks are simply not dumb enough to enjoy the masochism of being cold. Muffy, try aerobic exercise to warm you up. Or just charm some unsuspecting guy out of his down jacket.
  3. I think MVS is gonna win.
  4. cracked

    Hickeys

    Oh go do some laundry Greg.... Bwahahahaha!!! Did mine over the weekend dude! It was a rockin' time...FUCK YEAH!!!!! Jeez, take it to cascadesprayers.com. Back to climbing talk....
  5. STFU, nOOb.
  6. What did the offspring look like?
  7. Cuz it's where the hot dudes are! You can flirt while belaying, make out on the crash pads, give 'supportive' spots and cop a feel, it's never cold, so the girls can wear their sports bras and/or bikini tops ( ) while guys pull of their shirts before sending heinous plastic! Hell, it's perfect! I KNEW I should kept being a gym rat. REAL climbing doesn't have any of these.
  8. I'm looking forward to a mini ice age/impending disaster. It will be interesting no matter what. Say, maybe a buncha people will die, the population will be minimized, plants will flourish, CO2 will be absorbed, and the cycle will start over! Agent Smith was right: "There is another creature that does this: Do you know what it is? A virus. You humans are a cancer of this planet, you are a...plague"
  9. Depends on whether you're taking rope in or giving it out!
  10. Gobie: hole in hand. Ouch.
  11. I'd prefer a 'bush' age.
  12. I thought we're going to experience an ice age?
  13. Get some bigger ones! And isn't anything bigger than a purple camalot an offwidth for you anyway?
  14. Muffy, if you belayed me anywhere you'd want an anchor. Then again, it is fun to go for a ride as a belayer....
  15. I haven't used them, but my buddy Sky recently got them, and loves em. He's pretty big, I think around 185? I guess no one told him they don't handle jumps:
  16. Paging Skykilo......
  17. 210!!!! JEEZUZ!!! You should go climb offwidths and get out of hand cracks!!! HAHAHAHAHA I should just go climb ice.
  18. cracked

    Skins

    Ask Allyoucaneat, he's skiing the sugar daddies.
  19. Hey Dru, did you realize that the more people you put in a room the cheaper it gets? The limit of the price per person as the number of people approaches infinity goes to zero! Imagine that!
  20. On a 45* slope, 45* from slope is = 90* from horizontal True, but it's irrelevant. Or are you placing flukes in overhanging snow?
  21. Huh? I thought flukes are supposed to be place at 30 degrees from the SLOPE, not the horizontal.
  22. Jamming is gonna hurt no matter what in big cracks (esp if you weigh 210 like me). Suck it up.
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