cracked

Hehehe. Dwayner hasn't gotten pussy for 20 years, no wonder the guy's bitter and self-delusional.

WTF is a 'yosemite boline'? Only mounties do this.

FUCK YOU CAT TURD. EAT SHIT AND DIE CAT TURD. FUCK OFF AND DIE CAT TRUD. KISS MY HAIRY FINN ASS CAT TURD. IN OTHER WORDS CAT TURD I DISLIKE EVERYTHING YOU MIGHT STAND FOR OR DO. So you admit he has a good point and you can't defend yourself with logic and cunning? Lame. Just more hot air.

Hey! I ski, but don't get high! Or is that what you're saying?

To all the jerk-offs who claim that a. a bowline will not remain attached to you if it is tied incorrectly, and b. that a clove hitch is a strong "knot": Tell Lynn Hill that a bowline won't stay attached to a harness if it isn't completely tied. She nearly died because it did. As for a clove hitch, they slip at roughly 1000lbs. So no, it isn't 'strong', per se. But since people only use clove hitches for anchor setups, etc, there is no danger, and if one slips it simply helps equalize the system. I use a figure-8 because it's second nature, I don't have too many problems untying it (200 lbs, shut up), it's bombproof, and easy to inspect. This is SUCH a stupid argument.... On a Friday night, no less....

Looks like a stoned Gollum with hair!

I don't believe he lands the MILFs now. My hero destroyed.

He's right. I'm not going to go through the effort to prove it though. I know I'm right, that's enough for me. PS that link to girth-hitch strengths probly has somthing about different knots.

Dru, you still suck. Almost as bad as Dwayner.

I always thought you'd look gayer.

Hi Dwayer! You still suck! Your pal, Sporto.

NICE PEOPLE REALLY SUCK!

Yeah, the fahq is for Iain/DFA/Extremococksucker.

i sense a silly debate on sportclimb versus trad-climb ratings coming on. I hope not. I find that most trad routes are similar in difficulty to sport routes of the same grade, only I'm pretty inefficient placing gear, so I waste energy.

It would be interesting if people note how hard they climb, too. I haven't lead anything harder than 10c trad, but I've done a few 12s sport. I am physically capable to climbing harder trad, but I am scared to fall on gear that I placed (yeah, it's irrational).

Flicklocks RULE! Esp the whippets, but they are too expensive, I haven't bought any yet. I have used my pair for about five years now, and have never had a problem. The grips are durable and comfy, too. Mattp, personally, I like to adjust my poles in the field, long for up, much shorter for down. YMMY. Personal choice.

No....McHale makes some HUGE fucking packs.

That's possibly the stupidest thing you've ever posted here. And that's saying something.

Yeah, you're telling me This name-calling shit never gets old!!! Combining that with bagging on ScottEI and you got a thread I could replay all day and even keep me chuckling on the bus ride all the fucking way home. HAW!!!! I'm kracking up just typing this! When's Muffy gonna chime in? That would put this fucking thread over the top! Whoa . Shut up ChucK.

AA

So your an engineer, but you want to make a scientist's salary your whole life? Huh? I never said my major is AA (though it probably will be). And besides, my boss is an AA professor, doing research. So what are you laughing about?

Good choice. I've got the Sub Kilo and like it. Very nice bag for the price.

Get used to the unemployment line. I'm working in an AA lab right now.