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$75 gets you a slightly used (less than 1 year old) Sony Net MD Walkman Player/Recorder MZN505 Features: Record MP3s or CDs at up to 32x speed on affordable MD media for over 5 hours of music per standard 80-minute disc Easy Skip group/folder navigation in player; plays ATRAC3, MP3, WMA, and WAV files Music-management software ensures seamless file transfers to and from your hard drive; multi-speed transfers via USB port (4x SP, 16x LP2, and 32x LP4) Sony's ATRAC3 DSP encoder improves audio quality in high frequencies over previous MD compression schemes comes with software for windows pc's which transfers mp3's to your mini disc player and i'll throw in a brand new 6 pac of minidiscs to boot!
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Yeah the editing of a post really doesn't manipulate what is in the TR Index, send a PM to a moderator if you would like it changed.
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or i'm sure a quick call to the winghut tour guides would yield some good beta as well. if the sl is anything like it is in the cascades, it might be kinda nasty out there. but you don't know if you don't go.
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snugtop is REAL. I think her old boyfriend was Extremo Mt Dude
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kerry's avatar also sexually harrassed me in the chat room one night, i soiled myself
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when is the Lifetime movie coming out?
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just taking a page from the stuntaz handbook sorry for the thread dift Allison, but honestly, spend the cash, and ski with people who know how to use em.
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i personally feel much more like a hard man with a beacon on, and always have a spare just in case i get the opportunity to properly size a harness on a girl.
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neg, its actually on fox.
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HOLLA. iTunes sux ass
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http://www.zooass.com/games/neverland/gameframe.html
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Death Valley is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay plab. I spent a few days there in the late fall a few years ago and there is quite a bit to do/see. I camped at Emigrant, dirtbag car camp, but nice and simple and far away from RV crowd. Some things that i did and really enjoyed are: - Hike telescope peak 11049': from the summit you an see the lowest point in the US, and the highest point (whitney) in the lower 48, great views, easy enjoyable hike. on the drive there you'll pass by the charcoal kilns, kinda cool, and various ghost towns, i did a side trip to skidoo, very neat ghost town, the solitude and the desolation are amazing. - jayhawker canyon: very neat hike, some awesome petroglyphs, one rock in particular had antient native graphitti and was also tagged by the jayhawker gang that was the first wagon train to go through death valley. - mosaic canyon: good quick hike - sand dunes by stovepipe good stuff I also did the drive up to rhyolite ghost town, and back via Titus Canyon, neat 4x4 route, cool only if you dig ghost towns and remote spots. I also did some crazy wandering in the badlands below artists pallete En route, if you are a history buff I'd go swing by Manzanar along hwy 395, fascinating stuff... and a trip to see the bristlecone pine forests in the white mountains is neato also... and don't forget to stop at the chevron station in lee vining, good food. HAVE FUN
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I can meet you there..
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BUMP, ahem, Orygun, Measure 30, support Timmy's Wife, she's plab
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bronco- that picture is now my computer's desktop image, effin classic!
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www.jedit.org
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free ski day. i have never seen such a large concentration of camo wearin, blue jean cursted, neon 1981 one piecers ever before.... and it is a powder day. what has this choss pile become?
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just resurecting a classic HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr Girl: Hi Captain Black Bart: hello Captain Black Bart: who is this? Girl: just a someone? Captain Black Bart: A someone I know? Girl: nope Captain Black Bart: Then why the hell are you bothering me? Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Captain Black Bart: why? Girl: nevermind your an asshole Captain Black Bart: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Captain Black Bart: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid Girl: paranoid? Captain Black Bart: yes Girl: of what? Girl: me? Captain Black Bart: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Captain Black Bart: Don't fucking laugh at me! Captain Black Bart: This shit is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Captain Black Bart: The cops. Girl: gimme a fucking break Captain Black Bart: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Captain Black Bart: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Captain Black Bart: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Captain Black Bart: It's kindof embarrasing. Captain Black Bart: I had sex with a turkey. Captain Black Bart: Hello? Girl: You are fucking sick. Captain Black Bart: Send me your picture. Girl: why? Captain Black Bart: so I know you aren't one of them. Girl: One of what? Captain Black Bart: The cops. Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Captain Black Bart: Then send me your picture. Girl: hold on Captain Black Bart: Hurry up. Captain Black Bart: Are you there? Captain Black Bart: fuck you, cop! Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom. Captain Black Bart: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Captain Black Bart: When really you were notifying the authorities. Captain Black Bart: Weren't you!? Girl: thats not it Captain Black Bart: Then what? Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Captain Black Bart: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD! Captain Black Bart: Then send me the picture. Girl: fine. What's your e-mail? Captain Black Bart: Just send it through here. Girl: alright *PIC* Girl: Did you get it? Captain Black Bart: Hold on. I'm looking. Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Captain Black Bart: I hope so Girl: what?!? Girl: that hurt my feelings. Captain Black Bart: Did it? Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Captain Black Bart: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? Girl: yes Captain Black Bart: Alright let me find it. Girl: kks Captain Black Bart: Okay here it is. *PIC* Girl: this isn't you. Captain Black Bart: I'll be damned if it ain't! Girl: You don't look like that. Captain Black Bart: How the hell do you know? Girl: cause your profile has another picture. Captain Black Bart: The profile pic is a fake. Captain Black Bart: I use it to hide from the cops. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Captain Black Bart: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Captain Black Bart: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go fuck yourself Captain Black Bart: I was going to until I saw that picture Captain Black Bart: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. Girl: You've done nothing but slam me. Girl: you hurt me. Captain Black Bart: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me! Captain Black Bart: Why would I do that? Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Captain Black Bart: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Girl: FUC YOU!!! Captain Black Bart: You'd break both of his legs. Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Captain Black Bart: Ok. I'm sorry. Girl: No you aren't Captain Black Bart: You're right. I'm not. Captain Black Bart: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you Captain Black Bart: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Captain Black Bart: Wait a sec Captain Black Bart: We got off on the wrong foot. Captain Black Bart: Wanna start over? Girl: No Captain Black Bart: I'll eat your pussy Girl: You'll what? Captain Black Bart: You heard me. Captain Black Bart: I said I'd eat your pussy. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Captain Black Bart: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Captain Black Bart: Well I'm not like most men. Captain Black Bart: I get excited in different ways. Girl: Like what? Captain Black Bart: Do you really wanna know? Girl: I don't know Captain Black Bart: You have to tell me yes or no. Girl: I'm afraid to Captain Black Bart: Why? Girl: cause Captain Black Bart: cause why? Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Captain Black Bart: Nope Girl: well its strange to me Captain Black Bart: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Captain Black Bart: So is that a yes? Girl: I guess so. Captain Black Bart: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Captain Black Bart: Are you willing? Girl: What do you need me to do? Captain Black Bart: I need you talk like a pirate. Girl: ??? Captain Black Bart: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Captain Black Bart: ok? Captain Black Bart: Hello? Girl: You can't be serious Captain Black Bart: Oh yes I am! Captain Black Bart: It's my fantasy. Girl: this is retarded Captain Black Bart: Do you want it or not? Girl: Yes I want it. Captain Black Bart: Then you'll do it for me? Girl: sure Captain Black Bart: Ok. Here we go. Captain Black Bart: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Captain Black Bart: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Captain Black Bart: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy. Captain Black Bart: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. Girl: mmmm yeah Captain Black Bart: uh oh ...going limp. Girl: Har Captain Black Bart: You gotta do better than that! Captain Black Bart: Your picture was really bad. Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Captain Black Bart: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke. Captain Black Bart: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Captain Black Bart: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Captain Black Bart: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Captain Black Bart: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Captain Black Bart: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Captain Black Bart: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Captain Black Bart: You begin to sway back and forth. Captain Black Bart: going limp Girl: this is stupid Captain Black Bart: ...still limp Captain Black Bart: Do it! Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Captain Black Bart: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Captain Black Bart: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Captain Black Bart: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. Girl: WTF?!?!? Captain Black Bart: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Captain Black Bart: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Captain Black Bart: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Captain Black Bart: I ram it up your ass. Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Captain Black Bart: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Captain Black Bart: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Captain Black Bart: I kick you in the face! Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Captain Black Bart: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Captain Black Bart: Your parrot flys away. Captain Black Bart: ...going limp again. Captain Black Bart: Hello? Captain Black Bart: Say it! Captain Black Bart: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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excellent idea... i think replying to this thread with one of both images would be plab.