it's the spandex...man chicks don't dig the spandex . that's gonna be a hard reputation to lose. 
  
i mean sucking on a gaping wound, being broke (you're a climber you should still be getting laid right?) being horribly disfigured, EVEN posting on cc.com....all these can be over looked but have you no self respect??? Come on man! there is never a good reason for spandex!!!